"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This would be a great joke to tell on a date.

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feel her up good.. 4 play! four play!

once u start making out u can take her to heaven from there..

kiss her rub her thigns... sqeeze her ass once a while... feel up her hips.. kiss her neck lightly... her chin..

all the sweet spots of her... fell up her back and ur boobs lightly... then kiss her brest... then take her shirt off...

i dont wanna go into deep details but u got an idea

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Are there any ways to do it without physical contact?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Maybe I didn't read it correctly but I see no jokes...
 
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Idiot.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ima str8 up pimp said:
sexy_kuta
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feel her up good.. 4 play! four play!

once u start making out u can take her to heaven from there..

kiss her rub her thigns... sqeeze her ass once a while... feel up her hips.. kiss her neck lightly... her chin..

all the sweet spots of her... fell up her back and ur boobs lightly... then kiss her brest... then take her shirt off...

i dont wanna go into deep details but u got an idea

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HAHA, even though it's not really a necessary post, that is funny ****.
 
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I see what's funny in the post; I just see no jokes. There is a difference between a joke and laughing at a guy for being a moron.
 
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hey!! making fun of me!?!?!?

lol im glad i made you guys laugh haha
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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lol are u guys laughing at me or at his response
im confused
 
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Here Is A Better One: Shut Up Or This Rape Turns Into Murder
 
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Here Is A Better One: Shut Up Or This Rape Turns Into Murder
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I prefer: Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
 
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wtf are you guys on
 
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sexy_kuta said:
wtf are you guys on
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Chloroform, obviously. :crazy:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Slevin said:
Chloroform, obviously. :crazy:
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nah son, is all about acid for me, im enjoying looking at lucy in the sky of diamond (if you know what i mean)
 
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fux joo!
 
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