Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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this is for the guys with experiences!

Sato21m

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i wanna get a list of things i could tell to my girl while we are having sex because i know the more i talk the longer it takes for me to come and the more she likes it so if some of you can post something that could help i will appreciate it
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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WillieSacks

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Wanna last long, use a Trojan Extended Pleasure condom. I swear your d*ck will be numb and you won't be able to nut even if you wanted to . I was using this one the other day and I actually took the condom off and started barebacking her (which is a big NO NO) b/c of the damn condom.
 

Chewy Bagel

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Your pvssy feels so fvcking good.

I want to see your pvssy getting licked while I fvck your mouth.

Oh, god.

Oh, fvck.

You like that?

Your pvssy feels so fvcking tight.

Fvck, you're wet.

You're a good girl.

Uh, huh.

You want to taste another girl's pvssy while I fvck your ass?

You like it hard?

You want it harder?

Are you a bad girl or good girl today?

Bad girls get a spankin'.

Tell me you want it in the ass, babe - say it!

Tell me what you want me to do.

etc.. Ad Nausium..
 

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i don't know if you want to use this, but when we are doing it doggy style, I will slap her ass really hard and say "Whos your daddy?!!!?!" I laughed the first time, but I swear she loves it.
 

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Originally posted by Chewy Bagel


I want to see your pvssy getting licked while I fvck your mouth.

You want to taste another girl's pvssy while I fvck your ass?

Chewy had some good ones, but I wouldn't use the one's above, would depend on the girl. A few of these wouldn't turn on some girls.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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SilverSpring1

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This guy I consider to be a DJ glanced at my "buddy" during our session and casually commented, "You have a nice pvssy". That got me flustered but I felt very complimented. His comment also implied that he's seen numerous other pvssies and is more sexually experienced than I am (although he's younger). This intimidated me and I couldn't help but to feel that he had the upper hand.
 

California Love

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Originally posted by SilverSpring1
This guy I consider to be a DJ glanced at my "buddy" during our session and casually commented, "You have a nice pvssy". That got me flustered but I felt very complimented. His comment also implied that he's seen numerous other pvssies and is more sexually experienced than I am (although he's younger). This intimidated me and I couldn't help but to feel that he had the upper hand.
could u state some other phrases or comments that are good to use?
 
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