i wanna get a list of things i could tell to my girl while we are having sex because i know the more i talk the longer it takes for me to come and the more she likes it so if some of you can post something that could help i will appreciate it
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
this is for the guys with experiences!
- Thread starter Sato21m
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
WillieSacks
Senior Don Juan
Wanna last long, use a Trojan Extended Pleasure condom. I swear your d*ck will be numb and you won't be able to nut even if you wanted to . I was using this one the other day and I actually took the condom off and started barebacking her (which is a big NO NO) b/c of the damn condom.
Chewy Bagel
Senior Don Juan
Your pvssy feels so fvcking good.
I want to see your pvssy getting licked while I fvck your mouth.
Oh, god.
Oh, fvck.
You like that?
Your pvssy feels so fvcking tight.
Fvck, you're wet.
You're a good girl.
Uh, huh.
You want to taste another girl's pvssy while I fvck your ass?
You like it hard?
You want it harder?
Are you a bad girl or good girl today?
Bad girls get a spankin'.
Tell me you want it in the ass, babe - say it!
Tell me what you want me to do.
etc.. Ad Nausium..
I want to see your pvssy getting licked while I fvck your mouth.
Oh, god.
Oh, fvck.
You like that?
Your pvssy feels so fvcking tight.
Fvck, you're wet.
You're a good girl.
Uh, huh.
You want to taste another girl's pvssy while I fvck your ass?
You like it hard?
You want it harder?
Are you a bad girl or good girl today?
Bad girls get a spankin'.
Tell me you want it in the ass, babe - say it!
Tell me what you want me to do.
etc.. Ad Nausium..
b's nuts
Master Don Juan
i don't know if you want to use this, but when we are doing it doggy style, I will slap her ass really hard and say "Whos your daddy?!!!?!" I laughed the first time, but I swear she loves it.
FitnessGuy
Don Juan
Chewy had some good ones, but I wouldn't use the one's above, would depend on the girl. A few of these wouldn't turn on some girls.Originally posted by Chewy Bagel
I want to see your pvssy getting licked while I fvck your mouth.
You want to taste another girl's pvssy while I fvck your ass?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
SilverSpring1
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This guy I consider to be a DJ glanced at my "buddy" during our session and casually commented, "You have a nice pvssy". That got me flustered but I felt very complimented. His comment also implied that he's seen numerous other pvssies and is more sexually experienced than I am (although he's younger). This intimidated me and I couldn't help but to feel that he had the upper hand.
California Love
Master Don Juan
could u state some other phrases or comments that are good to use?Originally posted by SilverSpring1
This guy I consider to be a DJ glanced at my "buddy" during our session and casually commented, "You have a nice pvssy". That got me flustered but I felt very complimented. His comment also implied that he's seen numerous other pvssies and is more sexually experienced than I am (although he's younger). This intimidated me and I couldn't help but to feel that he had the upper hand.