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rofl... I'm suprised most of them actually find it funny.
rofl... I'm suprised most of them actually find it funny.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
This is a great way of meeting girls
- Thread starter snowdog
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Desert Fox
Master Don Juan
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hilarious and gross hahahah. funny how he licked her feet and got kicked in the face
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Flabbergasped?
Master Don Juan
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Lol, so creepy when he got that chick behind the knee.
gray_fox_9
Don Juan
F'ing hilarious.....Never thought of trying that...lol...
Miguel
Don Juan
I'm in the boot camp, and this might be a good way to get the rejections FAST.
I like the one when the big chick knocks him out...
I bet that was the closest she has come to getting licked in any sort of fashion for the past...200 pounds.
Hilarious video. I'm surprised none of those dudes chased after him.
I bet that was the closest she has come to getting licked in any sort of fashion for the past...200 pounds.
Hilarious video. I'm surprised none of those dudes chased after him.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
PrinceKong
Don Juan
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That is pure gold. I'm going to try that. Great way to see which chicks have fun and which ones don't. And I didn't see anyone getting chased, where was it? Would like to see it LOL
Yookiwooki
Don Juan
yea, it might not be a good idea to lick the feet though... thats a kick in the teeth just waiting to happen
justiceseeker
Don Juan
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it's also called sexual assault
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Banned
Oh man that guys a classic, thanks for that.
The taco bell and anti-handjob lol.
The taco bell and anti-handjob lol.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Apostle IX
Don Juan
haha in the laundromat he licked a guy
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.