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rofl... I'm suprised most of them actually find it funny.
rofl... I'm suprised most of them actually find it funny.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
This is a great way of meeting girls
- Thread starter snowdog
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Desert Fox
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hilarious and gross hahahah. funny how he licked her feet and got kicked in the face
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Flabbergasped?
Master Don Juan
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Lol, so creepy when he got that chick behind the knee.
gray_fox_9
Don Juan
F'ing hilarious.....Never thought of trying that...lol...
Miguel
Don Juan
I'm in the boot camp, and this might be a good way to get the rejections FAST.
I like the one when the big chick knocks him out...
I bet that was the closest she has come to getting licked in any sort of fashion for the past...200 pounds.
Hilarious video. I'm surprised none of those dudes chased after him.
I bet that was the closest she has come to getting licked in any sort of fashion for the past...200 pounds.
Hilarious video. I'm surprised none of those dudes chased after him.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
PrinceKong
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That is pure gold. I'm going to try that. Great way to see which chicks have fun and which ones don't. And I didn't see anyone getting chased, where was it? Would like to see it LOL
Yookiwooki
Don Juan
yea, it might not be a good idea to lick the feet though... thats a kick in the teeth just waiting to happen
justiceseeker
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it's also called sexual assault
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Banned
Oh man that guys a classic, thanks for that.
The taco bell and anti-handjob lol.
The taco bell and anti-handjob lol.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Apostle IX
Don Juan
haha in the laundromat he licked a guy
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.