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rofl... I'm suprised most of them actually find it funny.
rofl... I'm suprised most of them actually find it funny.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
This is a great way of meeting girls
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Desert Fox
Master Don Juan
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hilarious and gross hahahah. funny how he licked her feet and got kicked in the face
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Flabbergasped?
Master Don Juan
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Lol, so creepy when he got that chick behind the knee.
gray_fox_9
Don Juan
F'ing hilarious.....Never thought of trying that...lol...
Miguel
Don Juan
I'm in the boot camp, and this might be a good way to get the rejections FAST.
I like the one when the big chick knocks him out...
I bet that was the closest she has come to getting licked in any sort of fashion for the past...200 pounds.
Hilarious video. I'm surprised none of those dudes chased after him.
I bet that was the closest she has come to getting licked in any sort of fashion for the past...200 pounds.
Hilarious video. I'm surprised none of those dudes chased after him.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
PrinceKong
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That is pure gold. I'm going to try that. Great way to see which chicks have fun and which ones don't. And I didn't see anyone getting chased, where was it? Would like to see it LOL
Yookiwooki
Don Juan
yea, it might not be a good idea to lick the feet though... thats a kick in the teeth just waiting to happen
justiceseeker
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it's also called sexual assault
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Banned
Oh man that guys a classic, thanks for that.
The taco bell and anti-handjob lol.
The taco bell and anti-handjob lol.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Apostle IX
Don Juan
haha in the laundromat he licked a guy
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.