http://comedy.jonathanfin.com/index.php?option=com_newsfeeds&Itemid=45
rofl... I'm suprised most of them actually find it funny.
rofl... I'm suprised most of them actually find it funny.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
This is a great way of meeting girls
- Thread starter snowdog
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Desert Fox
Master Don Juan
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hilarious and gross hahahah. funny how he licked her feet and got kicked in the face
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Flabbergasped?
Master Don Juan
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Lol, so creepy when he got that chick behind the knee.
gray_fox_9
Don Juan
F'ing hilarious.....Never thought of trying that...lol...
Miguel
Don Juan
I'm in the boot camp, and this might be a good way to get the rejections FAST.
I like the one when the big chick knocks him out...
I bet that was the closest she has come to getting licked in any sort of fashion for the past...200 pounds.
Hilarious video. I'm surprised none of those dudes chased after him.
I bet that was the closest she has come to getting licked in any sort of fashion for the past...200 pounds.
Hilarious video. I'm surprised none of those dudes chased after him.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
PrinceKong
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That is pure gold. I'm going to try that. Great way to see which chicks have fun and which ones don't. And I didn't see anyone getting chased, where was it? Would like to see it LOL
Yookiwooki
Don Juan
yea, it might not be a good idea to lick the feet though... thats a kick in the teeth just waiting to happen
justiceseeker
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it's also called sexual assault
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Banned
Oh man that guys a classic, thanks for that.
The taco bell and anti-handjob lol.
The taco bell and anti-handjob lol.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Apostle IX
Don Juan
haha in the laundromat he licked a guy
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.