"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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This girl's profile is good for a laugh

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dust 2 Dust

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The sad thing is she appears on 47 guys favorites list. This pretty much shows you how desperate/lack of standards some guys have. Even the whales will have an army of AFC's telling her she's beautiful. The picture of her in the blue dress made me want to hurl.
 

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Dust 2 Dust said:
The sad thing is she appears on 47 guys favorites list. This pretty much shows you how desperate/lack of standards some guys have. Even the whales will have an army of AFC's telling her she's beautiful. The picture of her in the blue dress made me want to hurl.
So true. Is it any wonder that the decent looking girls think they're so great?
 

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Hahaha...for some reason that "Milkshake" song came into my head. lol I threw up in my mouth a little.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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COMPLETELY UNHEALTHY. She says she loves her body.....well if she loved it so much, why not work on getting a healthy physique. I understand some people have glandular problems which keeps them heavy, but other than that.....c'mon.

High blood pressure, diabetes, heart disease.......u name it and she'll have it in X years
 

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Dust 2 Dust said:
The sad thing is she appears on 47 guys favorites list. This pretty much shows you how desperate/lack of standards some guys have. Even the whales will have an army of AFC's telling her she's beautiful. The picture of her in the blue dress made me want to hurl.
I have to believe most those guys just favorited her page so they can show their friends later and laugh.

I would fvck a fat chic though if I could do it without having to take her out in public and anyone knowing about it. I'd just be curious to know what it's like for the hell of it, though not one as fat as her. Maybe one half that size I would. When you think about it, that should be easy pvssy. And a fat chics pvssy ain't going to feel any different on the inside than a normal woman's.
 

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speakeasy said:
And a fat chics pvssy ain't going to feel any different on the inside than a normal woman's.
Take it from me, if she's riding cowgirl, you'll be more worried about being able to breathe than what her pvssy feels like :nervous:

And as for doggie, well, you dont want to know. Really.
 

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I wonder how much she weighs cause DAAAAMN!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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wow she is a land whale. not even human. i wonder how long i gotta dig into her fat to find her infested vagina UGGGHHHH GROSS
 

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Desert Fox said:
wow she is a land whale. not even human. i wonder how long i gotta dig into her fat to find her infested vagina UGGGHHHH GROSS
Haha it's a monster vagina with claws and sh*t. Eww!
 

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If everyone on this site had half of her confidence, noone would post here anymore!
 

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Girls like her are not that uncommon on plentyoffish.com. That site should've been named plentyofwhales.com
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Would each of you be willing to contribute a dollar to an experiment? I'd like to start mailing her food. I want to see how large a BBW we can grow through over-feeding. Kind of like a pumpkin growing contest.

Once we get her big enough that she cannot leave the house we'll reverse the experiment and start mailing her slimFast. Then see how skinny she can get. We can document the whole thing and make it into a documentary. Anyone game?
 

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speakeasy said:
I have to believe most those guys just favorited her page so they can show their friends later and laugh.

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As much as I'd like to believe this I don't buy it. I don't think 47 guys would addy a cow on their profile favorites for sh1ts and giggles. I bet this whale has a dozen AFC's messaging her everyday.
 

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speakeasy said:
I have to believe most those guys just favorited her page so they can show their friends later and laugh.

I would fvck a fat chic though if I could do it without having to take her out in public and anyone knowing about it. I'd just be curious to know what it's like for the hell of it, though not one as fat as her. Maybe one half that size I would. When you think about it, that should be easy pvssy. And a fat chics pvssy ain't going to feel any different on the inside than a normal woman's.
You know what they say, fat chicks are like owning a seagway. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to know about them. ;) :up:

But no I can't truthfully say that from experience.
 

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AaJ321 said:
You know what they say, fat chicks are like owning a seagway. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to know about them. ;) :up:

But no I can't truthfully say that from experience.
I thought it was moped, Segways are sort of cool. I know guys who like "plump" chicks but I only met one guy in my life who was into huge fat (black in his case) women, and he was a 75 year old weirdo.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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