"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
This girl's profile is good for a laugh
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Thunderstruck7
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ps-if you can cook you're really a keeper!
thats a shocker
thats a shocker
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
The sad thing is she appears on 47 guys favorites list. This pretty much shows you how desperate/lack of standards some guys have. Even the whales will have an army of AFC's telling her she's beautiful. The picture of her in the blue dress made me want to hurl.
theunflushables
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Hahaha...for some reason that "Milkshake" song came into my head. lol I threw up in my mouth a little.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
COMPLETELY UNHEALTHY. She says she loves her body.....well if she loved it so much, why not work on getting a healthy physique. I understand some people have glandular problems which keeps them heavy, but other than that.....c'mon.
High blood pressure, diabetes, heart disease.......u name it and she'll have it in X years
High blood pressure, diabetes, heart disease.......u name it and she'll have it in X years
I have to believe most those guys just favorited her page so they can show their friends later and laugh.Dust 2 Dust said:
I would fvck a fat chic though if I could do it without having to take her out in public and anyone knowing about it. I'd just be curious to know what it's like for the hell of it, though not one as fat as her. Maybe one half that size I would. When you think about it, that should be easy pvssy. And a fat chics pvssy ain't going to feel any different on the inside than a normal woman's.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
I wonder how much she weighs cause DAAAAMN!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Desert Fox
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wow she is a land whale. not even human. i wonder how long i gotta dig into her fat to find her infested vagina UGGGHHHH GROSS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbStNaB9LE0speakeasy said:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
thedeparted
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Would each of you be willing to contribute a dollar to an experiment? I'd like to start mailing her food. I want to see how large a BBW we can grow through over-feeding. Kind of like a pumpkin growing contest.
Once we get her big enough that she cannot leave the house we'll reverse the experiment and start mailing her slimFast. Then see how skinny she can get. We can document the whole thing and make it into a documentary. Anyone game?
Once we get her big enough that she cannot leave the house we'll reverse the experiment and start mailing her slimFast. Then see how skinny she can get. We can document the whole thing and make it into a documentary. Anyone game?
Bible_Belt
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moo
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
speakeasy said:
AaJ321
Don Juan
You know what they say, fat chicks are like owning a seagway. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to know about them.speakeasy said:
But no I can't truthfully say that from experience.
bigjohnson
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I thought it was moped, Segways are sort of cool. I know guys who like "plump" chicks but I only met one guy in my life who was into huge fat (black in his case) women, and he was a 75 year old weirdo.AaJ321 said:You know what they say, fat chicks are like owning a seagway. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to know about them.
But no I can't truthfully say that from experience.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.