"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
This girl's profile is good for a laugh
- Thread starter ketostix
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Thunderstruck7
Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 19, 2008
- Messages
- 31
- Reaction score
- 0
ps-if you can cook you're really a keeper!
thats a shocker
thats a shocker
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
The sad thing is she appears on 47 guys favorites list. This pretty much shows you how desperate/lack of standards some guys have. Even the whales will have an army of AFC's telling her she's beautiful. The picture of her in the blue dress made me want to hurl.
theunflushables
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 28, 2007
- Messages
- 1,104
- Reaction score
- 20
Hahaha...for some reason that "Milkshake" song came into my head. lol I threw up in my mouth a little.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
COMPLETELY UNHEALTHY. She says she loves her body.....well if she loved it so much, why not work on getting a healthy physique. I understand some people have glandular problems which keeps them heavy, but other than that.....c'mon.
High blood pressure, diabetes, heart disease.......u name it and she'll have it in X years
High blood pressure, diabetes, heart disease.......u name it and she'll have it in X years
I have to believe most those guys just favorited her page so they can show their friends later and laugh.Dust 2 Dust said:
I would fvck a fat chic though if I could do it without having to take her out in public and anyone knowing about it. I'd just be curious to know what it's like for the hell of it, though not one as fat as her. Maybe one half that size I would. When you think about it, that should be easy pvssy. And a fat chics pvssy ain't going to feel any different on the inside than a normal woman's.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
I wonder how much she weighs cause DAAAAMN!
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Desert Fox
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 16, 2008
- Messages
- 786
- Reaction score
- 22
wow she is a land whale. not even human. i wonder how long i gotta dig into her fat to find her infested vagina UGGGHHHH GROSS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbStNaB9LE0speakeasy said:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
thedeparted
Senior Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 7, 2007
- Messages
- 428
- Reaction score
- 29
Would each of you be willing to contribute a dollar to an experiment? I'd like to start mailing her food. I want to see how large a BBW we can grow through over-feeding. Kind of like a pumpkin growing contest.
Once we get her big enough that she cannot leave the house we'll reverse the experiment and start mailing her slimFast. Then see how skinny she can get. We can document the whole thing and make it into a documentary. Anyone game?
Once we get her big enough that she cannot leave the house we'll reverse the experiment and start mailing her slimFast. Then see how skinny she can get. We can document the whole thing and make it into a documentary. Anyone game?
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
moo
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
speakeasy said:
AaJ321
Don Juan
You know what they say, fat chicks are like owning a seagway. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to know about them.speakeasy said:
But no I can't truthfully say that from experience.
bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Feb 6, 2007
- Messages
- 2,438
- Reaction score
- 38
I thought it was moped, Segways are sort of cool. I know guys who like "plump" chicks but I only met one guy in my life who was into huge fat (black in his case) women, and he was a 75 year old weirdo.AaJ321 said:You know what they say, fat chicks are like owning a seagway. Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to know about them.
But no I can't truthfully say that from experience.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.