This girl wants me to come bang her

[My Name is Nobody]

One word

Stalker.

Whats the difference bringing some bar rat back to your place? Any girl could be a stalker it's the risks we take.

 

[PRMoon]

Whats the difference bringing some bar rat back to your place? Any girl could be a stalker it's the risks we take.

Okay stalker is a little much, but I've had just two girls really stalk me and I met them BOTH on the internet.

Lets say for arguments sake though she doesn't stalk you. Why have to wash your sheets in the middle of the week?

 

[Andromax]

Why have to wash your sheets in the middle of the week?

Haha..

Well the pic is down so I can't judge her (damn) but if she fugly.. you worried someone you know will see you bringing her up?

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Haha..

Well the pic is down so I can't judge her (damn) but if she fugly.. you worried someone you know will see you bringing her up?

I don't think she's bad.. check your PM for the pic. I don't want to keep it posted up at this point until I seal the deal at least.

She called me tonight.. I was trying to get her to come play head doctor while I'm at work.. stay tuned!

 

[Andromax]

Well not terrible anyways! Lets hope those squirrel's cheeks love nuts!

 

[My Name is Nobody]

I am going to try and pimp this one out.. because I don't care what happens either way.. any advice how to proceed with this one? I figure I'll just get her out this weekend and bring her back to my place. I'm tired of playing Mr. Nice AFC. I want to get her to come visit me while I'm at work and fool around in the parking lot. I bet she's a freak.

"Hey girl I have a headache tonight can you come by and be my head doctor"

whadaya think? She asked me to go bang her Saturday so she's not shy.

 

[Andromax]

I want to get her to come visit me while I'm at work and fool around in the parking lot.

"Hey, get over here I got something for you."

Sounds like she wants to get dominated, just be as bossy as you want to be.

"Hey girl I have a headache tonight can you come by and be my head doctor"

Sounds more like C&F then the "c0cky and @sshole" that you seem to want to exhibit with this one.

Just be super dirty and commanding, I'm guessing if shes the dirty little freak you know her as she will eat it up.

She asked me to go bang her Saturday so she's not shy.

Yeah if she's just gonna come out and say that then she wants to be treated like a hor for a bit atleast!

Make sure you tell us all the nasty stuff you make her do :yes:

 

[My Name is Nobody]

"Hey, get over here I got something for you."

hehe nice. I can use that tomorrow night.. just remember i haven't actually met her yet... just phone and emails.. too soon for this kinda talk or go with it?

She texted me last night she is "horny" and I told her i'll stick my tongue in her and "lick lick.. lick lick.." lol..

Then she said "i wish you were here now" That's the last I heard from her last night she probably had a dildo up her butt.

Make sure you tell us all the nasty stuff you make her do :yes:

Will do.. but you know how these web girls can flake.. we'll see how it goes.

 

[Andromax]

She texted me last night she is "horny" and I told her i'll stick my tongue in her and "lick lick.. lick lick.." lol..

Then she said "i wish you were here now" .

too soon for this kinda talk or go with it?

Haha - too soon for what?

I think boundries are out the window by now you gotta press that envelope till it explodes into something spectacular.

Then she said "i wish you were here now" .[

If you're still trying to get her to drive to you instead, just tell her "Fvck that, you come over here if you want this c0ck"

 

[MikeYikes122]

Driving five minutes out of your way is a chore for a hor!! That rhymes!!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[My Name is Nobody]

"Hey, get over here I got something for you."

:

Well I texted her this and I didn't quite get the reply I was hoping for. She said

"I don't even want to know what you got there "

How should I respond to that?

 

[cedd]

Well I texted her this and I didn't quite get the reply I was hoping for. She said

"I don't even want to know what you got there "

How should I respond to that?

"Do you like horses ? "

:crackup:

cheers

 

[My Name is Nobody]

"Do you like horses ? "

:crackup:

cheers

LOL, I'm going with it in 20 minutes unless I get a better idea.

 

[619joe]

Um she obviously going on with a joke.See the smiley face at the end?Yeah jokessss

Say something like
"Um I wanted to show you my new car...but if you wanna go ahead and think nasty thoughts its all up to you...."

Car is just an example you can put anything or even make it ridiculous by saying my new toaster I just bought.

Remember its not over man.Dont hope for a certain reply.I used to do that and used to plan out stuff and they would never come out as planned.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Um she obviously going on with a joke.See the smiley face at the end?Yeah jokessss

Say something like
"Um I wanted to show you my new car...but if you wanna go ahead and think nasty thoughts its all up to you...."

Car is just an example you can put anything or even make it ridiculous by saying my new toaster I just bought.

Remember its not over man.Dont hope for a certain reply.I used to do that and used to plan out stuff and they would never come out as planned.

Maybe I'll incorporate both of these in my reply. The horse thing was pretty good.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

oh great she's asking me about my new car..


lol...I'm telling her "its hot and reliable just like me"

 

[619joe]

LMAO HAHAH

Tell her stuff like "it was a limited edition just like me baby but it was a limited time offer so make your decision"

ball is in your court now so she is interested even more

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

send me pic so I can provide a better assesment of the situation bro!

should you even be asking us for advice? you seem horny enough and so is she. She seems good looking enough for you. Just make sure you take lots of protection. Any girl that wants you to go over to her house and _____ after like 2 private messages over the internet cannot possibly be safe.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

LOL this is great but she is telling me

"i don't drive I deeply apologize"

She doesn't have a car I guess.. she was telling me that last weekend too. I got her apologizing though, this is funny.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

send me pic so I can provide a better assesment of the situation bro!

should you even be asking us for advice? you seem horny enough and so is she. She seems good looking enough for you. Just make sure you take lots of protection. Any girl that wants you to go over to her house and _____ after like 2 private messages over the internet cannot possibly be safe.

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