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PRMoon said:
Whats the difference bringing some bar rat back to your place? Any girl could be a stalker it's the risks we take.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
This girl wants me to come bang her
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Whats the difference bringing some bar rat back to your place? Any girl could be a stalker it's the risks we take.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
PRMoon
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Okay stalker is a little much, but I've had just two girls really stalk me and I met them BOTH on the internet.My Name is Nobody said:
Lets say for arguments sake though she doesn't stalk you. Why have to wash your sheets in the middle of the week?
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Andromax said:
I don't think she's bad.. check your PM for the pic. I don't want to keep it posted up at this point until I seal the deal at least.
She called me tonight.. I was trying to get her to come play head doctor while I'm at work.. stay tuned!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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I am going to try and pimp this one out.. because I don't care what happens either way.. any advice how to proceed with this one? I figure I'll just get her out this weekend and bring her back to my place. I'm tired of playing Mr. Nice AFC. I want to get her to come visit me while I'm at work and fool around in the parking lot. I bet she's a freak.
"Hey girl I have a headache tonight can you come by and be my head doctor"
whadaya think? She asked me to go bang her Saturday so she's not shy.
"Hey girl I have a headache tonight can you come by and be my head doctor"
whadaya think? She asked me to go bang her Saturday so she's not shy.
"Hey, get over here I got something for you."My Name is Nobody said:
Sounds like she wants to get dominated, just be as bossy as you want to be.
Sounds more like C&F then the "c0cky and @sshole" that you seem to want to exhibit with this one.My Name is Nobody said:
Just be super dirty and commanding, I'm guessing if shes the dirty little freak you know her as she will eat it up.
Yeah if she's just gonna come out and say that then she wants to be treated like a hor for a bit atleast!My Name is Nobody said:
Make sure you tell us all the nasty stuff you make her do :yes:
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hehe nice. I can use that tomorrow night.. just remember i haven't actually met her yet... just phone and emails.. too soon for this kinda talk or go with it?Andromax said:
She texted me last night she is "horny" and I told her i'll stick my tongue in her and "lick lick.. lick lick.." lol..
Then she said "i wish you were here now" That's the last I heard from her last night she probably had a dildo up her butt.
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Will do.. but you know how these web girls can flake.. we'll see how it goes.
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Haha - too soon for what?My Name is Nobody said:
I think boundries are out the window by now you gotta press that envelope till it explodes into something spectacular.
If you're still trying to get her to drive to you instead, just tell her "Fvck that, you come over here if you want this c0ck"My Name is Nobody said:
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Last Man Standing said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
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Andromax said:
Well I texted her this and I didn't quite get the reply I was hoping for. She said
"I don't even want to know what you got there
"How should I respond to that?
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"Do you like horses ? "My Name is Nobody said:Well I texted her this and I didn't quite get the reply I was hoping for. She said
"I don't even want to know what you got there
How should I respond to that?
:crackup:
cheers
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cedd said:
LOL, I'm going with it in 20 minutes unless I get a better idea.
Um she obviously going on with a joke.See the smiley face at the end?Yeah jokessss
Say something like
"Um I wanted to show you my new car...but if you wanna go ahead and think nasty thoughts its all up to you...."
Car is just an example you can put anything or even make it ridiculous by saying my new toaster I just bought.
Remember its not over man.Dont hope for a certain reply.I used to do that and used to plan out stuff and they would never come out as planned.
Say something like
"Um I wanted to show you my new car...but if you wanna go ahead and think nasty thoughts its all up to you...."
Car is just an example you can put anything or even make it ridiculous by saying my new toaster I just bought.
Remember its not over man.Dont hope for a certain reply.I used to do that and used to plan out stuff and they would never come out as planned.
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619joe said:
Maybe I'll incorporate both of these in my reply. The horse thing was pretty good.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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oh great she's asking me about my new car..
lol...I'm telling her "its hot and reliable just like me"
lol...I'm telling her "its hot and reliable just like me"
Joe The Homophobe
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send me pic so I can provide a better assesment of the situation bro!
should you even be asking us for advice? you seem horny enough and so is she. She seems good looking enough for you. Just make sure you take lots of protection. Any girl that wants you to go over to her house and _____ after like 2 private messages over the internet cannot possibly be safe.
should you even be asking us for advice? you seem horny enough and so is she. She seems good looking enough for you. Just make sure you take lots of protection. Any girl that wants you to go over to her house and _____ after like 2 private messages over the internet cannot possibly be safe.
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LOL this is great but she is telling me
"i don't drive I deeply apologize"
She doesn't have a car I guess.. she was telling me that last weekend too. I got her apologizing though, this is funny.
"i don't drive I deeply apologize"
She doesn't have a car I guess.. she was telling me that last weekend too. I got her apologizing though, this is funny.
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Joe The Homophobe said:
your pm box is full.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.