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PRMoon said:
Whats the difference bringing some bar rat back to your place? Any girl could be a stalker it's the risks we take.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
This girl wants me to come bang her
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Whats the difference bringing some bar rat back to your place? Any girl could be a stalker it's the risks we take.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
PRMoon
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Okay stalker is a little much, but I've had just two girls really stalk me and I met them BOTH on the internet.My Name is Nobody said:
Lets say for arguments sake though she doesn't stalk you. Why have to wash your sheets in the middle of the week?
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Andromax said:
I don't think she's bad.. check your PM for the pic. I don't want to keep it posted up at this point until I seal the deal at least.
She called me tonight.. I was trying to get her to come play head doctor while I'm at work.. stay tuned!
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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I am going to try and pimp this one out.. because I don't care what happens either way.. any advice how to proceed with this one? I figure I'll just get her out this weekend and bring her back to my place. I'm tired of playing Mr. Nice AFC. I want to get her to come visit me while I'm at work and fool around in the parking lot. I bet she's a freak.
"Hey girl I have a headache tonight can you come by and be my head doctor"
whadaya think? She asked me to go bang her Saturday so she's not shy.
"Hey girl I have a headache tonight can you come by and be my head doctor"
whadaya think? She asked me to go bang her Saturday so she's not shy.
"Hey, get over here I got something for you."My Name is Nobody said:
Sounds like she wants to get dominated, just be as bossy as you want to be.
Sounds more like C&F then the "c0cky and @sshole" that you seem to want to exhibit with this one.My Name is Nobody said:
Just be super dirty and commanding, I'm guessing if shes the dirty little freak you know her as she will eat it up.
Yeah if she's just gonna come out and say that then she wants to be treated like a hor for a bit atleast!My Name is Nobody said:
Make sure you tell us all the nasty stuff you make her do :yes:
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hehe nice. I can use that tomorrow night.. just remember i haven't actually met her yet... just phone and emails.. too soon for this kinda talk or go with it?Andromax said:
She texted me last night she is "horny" and I told her i'll stick my tongue in her and "lick lick.. lick lick.." lol..
Then she said "i wish you were here now" That's the last I heard from her last night she probably had a dildo up her butt.
Andromax said:
Will do.. but you know how these web girls can flake.. we'll see how it goes.
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Haha - too soon for what?My Name is Nobody said:
I think boundries are out the window by now you gotta press that envelope till it explodes into something spectacular.
If you're still trying to get her to drive to you instead, just tell her "Fvck that, you come over here if you want this c0ck"My Name is Nobody said:
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:Last Man Standing said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Andromax said:
Well I texted her this and I didn't quite get the reply I was hoping for. She said
"I don't even want to know what you got there
"How should I respond to that?
cedd
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"Do you like horses ? "My Name is Nobody said:Well I texted her this and I didn't quite get the reply I was hoping for. She said
"I don't even want to know what you got there
How should I respond to that?
:crackup:
cheers
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cedd said:
LOL, I'm going with it in 20 minutes unless I get a better idea.
Um she obviously going on with a joke.See the smiley face at the end?Yeah jokessss
Say something like
"Um I wanted to show you my new car...but if you wanna go ahead and think nasty thoughts its all up to you...."
Car is just an example you can put anything or even make it ridiculous by saying my new toaster I just bought.
Remember its not over man.Dont hope for a certain reply.I used to do that and used to plan out stuff and they would never come out as planned.
Say something like
"Um I wanted to show you my new car...but if you wanna go ahead and think nasty thoughts its all up to you...."
Car is just an example you can put anything or even make it ridiculous by saying my new toaster I just bought.
Remember its not over man.Dont hope for a certain reply.I used to do that and used to plan out stuff and they would never come out as planned.
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619joe said:
Maybe I'll incorporate both of these in my reply. The horse thing was pretty good.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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oh great she's asking me about my new car..
lol...I'm telling her "its hot and reliable just like me"
lol...I'm telling her "its hot and reliable just like me"
Joe The Homophobe
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send me pic so I can provide a better assesment of the situation bro!
should you even be asking us for advice? you seem horny enough and so is she. She seems good looking enough for you. Just make sure you take lots of protection. Any girl that wants you to go over to her house and _____ after like 2 private messages over the internet cannot possibly be safe.
should you even be asking us for advice? you seem horny enough and so is she. She seems good looking enough for you. Just make sure you take lots of protection. Any girl that wants you to go over to her house and _____ after like 2 private messages over the internet cannot possibly be safe.
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LOL this is great but she is telling me
"i don't drive I deeply apologize"
She doesn't have a car I guess.. she was telling me that last weekend too. I got her apologizing though, this is funny.
"i don't drive I deeply apologize"
She doesn't have a car I guess.. she was telling me that last weekend too. I got her apologizing though, this is funny.
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Joe The Homophobe said:
your pm box is full.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.