"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This girl wants me to come bang her

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We are strangers and I met her off the web. We talked through email, and twice on the phone so far.

She was asking me to drive almost an hour last night @ 2am to go "hang out" at her apartment but it was too late.

Now tonight she sent me texts about how horny she is. I figured she was a fattie until I received this:

(pic taken out for obvious reasons)

Now she is looking mighty delicious. What do you think?
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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My Name is Nobody said:
Now she is looking mighty delicious. What do you think?
Are you serious?
Its up to you. No one else knows the situation like you do. Go for it or dont.
 
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mutambo said:
Are you serious?
Its up to you. No one else knows the situation like you do. Go for it or dont.

Ofcourse I want to go hit it, I was just shocked because the first 2 pics she sent were face only.
 
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It's your choice.

She's a 5 in my eyes, not that it means anything...
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ChrizZ

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My Name is Nobody said:
Yeah but she's got some big knockers
True. Try to get her to wear a bag over her head and you'll be fine...
 

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Normally I'll hit damn near anything with t*ts, yes anything. But dude I am really really not diggin' that face. And are you sure her t*ts are actually that big? There's nothing I love more than washing my face with a big pair of boobies, but I'm thinkin' those are in the B-range.

The question you have to ask yourself is...exactly how horny are you?
 

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ARrocket said:
Well, she's not all that hot, but definitely bangable. Go for it :yes:

not really keepable either.... she is not even a 4 in a scale so she tends to be hot (Im horny...me to haha) like a *****


whatever it is u want with the chick do that.....
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Hey dogg more cushin for the pushin yadiditalkn bout? I don't mind me a girl with meat on her bones.. Anyways. Tell her you need gas money to go over n fvck her brains out. I would probably say that exact line if she wants you to bang her and tells you how horney she is.
 

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She is on the ugly side. I personally would not drive an hour to fvck her. But if your horny and on a cold streak than go for it. If your spinning some hot plates than I would not touch her with a ten foot pole. I am also skeptical about girls who put sun glasses on in there photos. She could be cross eyed.

Its all up to you and what you want to do. post us the report if you do end up fvcking her. lol
 
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I'm going to go through with it. Hopefully by the end of this weekend I'll have a field report.
 
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Driving five minutes out of your way is a chore for a hor!! That rhymes!! Unless the ho has 50 chicken wings waiting for you, don't do it!!!
 
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Last Man Standing said:
Driving five minutes out of your way is a chore for a hor!! That rhymes!! Unless the ho has 50 chicken wings waiting for you, don't do it!!!

You're right.. I'm gonna make her drive to me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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My Name is Nobody said:
You're right.. I'm gonna make her drive to me.
Are you sure you want this girl to know where you live? This has disaster written all over it. JMO.
 
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stand said:
Are you sure you want this girl to know where you live? This has disaster written all over it. JMO.

What's the worse that could happen?
 
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stand said:
:crackup: :crackup:

Good luck.

I think it would be more risky doing it at her place. Maybe her psycho boyfriend would come in and shoot me.
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
I think it would be more risky doing it at her place. Maybe her psycho boyfriend would come in and shoot me.
One word

Stalker.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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