"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This girl wants me to come bang her

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We are strangers and I met her off the web. We talked through email, and twice on the phone so far.

She was asking me to drive almost an hour last night @ 2am to go "hang out" at her apartment but it was too late.

Now tonight she sent me texts about how horny she is. I figured she was a fattie until I received this:

(pic taken out for obvious reasons)

Now she is looking mighty delicious. What do you think?
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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My Name is Nobody said:
Now she is looking mighty delicious. What do you think?
Are you serious?
Its up to you. No one else knows the situation like you do. Go for it or dont.
 
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mutambo said:
Are you serious?
Its up to you. No one else knows the situation like you do. Go for it or dont.

Ofcourse I want to go hit it, I was just shocked because the first 2 pics she sent were face only.
 
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It's your choice.

She's a 5 in my eyes, not that it means anything...
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ChrizZ

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My Name is Nobody said:
Yeah but she's got some big knockers
True. Try to get her to wear a bag over her head and you'll be fine...
 

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Normally I'll hit damn near anything with t*ts, yes anything. But dude I am really really not diggin' that face. And are you sure her t*ts are actually that big? There's nothing I love more than washing my face with a big pair of boobies, but I'm thinkin' those are in the B-range.

The question you have to ask yourself is...exactly how horny are you?
 

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ARrocket said:
Well, she's not all that hot, but definitely bangable. Go for it :yes:

not really keepable either.... she is not even a 4 in a scale so she tends to be hot (Im horny...me to haha) like a *****


whatever it is u want with the chick do that.....
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I.A.F.Y.B.

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Hey dogg more cushin for the pushin yadiditalkn bout? I don't mind me a girl with meat on her bones.. Anyways. Tell her you need gas money to go over n fvck her brains out. I would probably say that exact line if she wants you to bang her and tells you how horney she is.
 

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She is on the ugly side. I personally would not drive an hour to fvck her. But if your horny and on a cold streak than go for it. If your spinning some hot plates than I would not touch her with a ten foot pole. I am also skeptical about girls who put sun glasses on in there photos. She could be cross eyed.

Its all up to you and what you want to do. post us the report if you do end up fvcking her. lol
 
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I'm going to go through with it. Hopefully by the end of this weekend I'll have a field report.
 
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Driving five minutes out of your way is a chore for a hor!! That rhymes!! Unless the ho has 50 chicken wings waiting for you, don't do it!!!
 
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Last Man Standing said:
Driving five minutes out of your way is a chore for a hor!! That rhymes!! Unless the ho has 50 chicken wings waiting for you, don't do it!!!

You're right.. I'm gonna make her drive to me.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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My Name is Nobody said:
You're right.. I'm gonna make her drive to me.
Are you sure you want this girl to know where you live? This has disaster written all over it. JMO.
 
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stand said:
Are you sure you want this girl to know where you live? This has disaster written all over it. JMO.

What's the worse that could happen?
 
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stand said:
:crackup: :crackup:

Good luck.

I think it would be more risky doing it at her place. Maybe her psycho boyfriend would come in and shoot me.
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
I think it would be more risky doing it at her place. Maybe her psycho boyfriend would come in and shoot me.
One word

Stalker.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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