This girl wants me to come bang her

[My Name is Nobody]

We are strangers and I met her off the web. We talked through email, and twice on the phone so far.

She was asking me to drive almost an hour last night @ 2am to go "hang out" at her apartment but it was too late.

Now tonight she sent me texts about how horny she is. I figured she was a fattie until I received this:

(pic taken out for obvious reasons)

Now she is looking mighty delicious. What do you think?

 

[mutambo]

Now she is looking mighty delicious. What do you think?

Are you serious?
Its up to you. No one else knows the situation like you do. Go for it or dont.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Are you serious?
Its up to you. No one else knows the situation like you do. Go for it or dont.

Ofcourse I want to go hit it, I was just shocked because the first 2 pics she sent were face only.

 

[ChrizZ]

It's your choice.

She's a 5 in my eyes, not that it means anything...

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Yeah but she's got some big knockers

 

[ChrizZ]

Yeah but she's got some big knockers

True. Try to get her to wear a bag over her head and you'll be fine...

 

[My Name is Nobody]

True. Try to get her to wear a bag over her head and you'll be fine...

i'll just keep staring at the knockers

 

[Infamous J]

Normally I'll hit damn near anything with t*ts, yes anything. But dude I am really really not diggin' that face. And are you sure her t*ts are actually that big? There's nothing I love more than washing my face with a big pair of boobies, but I'm thinkin' those are in the B-range.

The question you have to ask yourself is...exactly how horny are you?

 

[ARrocket]

Well, she's not all that hot, but definitely bangable. Go for it :yes:

 

[lildevil]

Well, she's not all that hot, but definitely bangable. Go for it :yes:

not really keepable either.... she is not even a 4 in a scale so she tends to be hot (Im horny...me to haha) like a *****


whatever it is u want with the chick do that.....

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

Hey dogg more cushin for the pushin yadiditalkn bout? I don't mind me a girl with meat on her bones.. Anyways. Tell her you need gas money to go over n fvck her brains out. I would probably say that exact line if she wants you to bang her and tells you how horney she is.

 

[lookyoung]

She is on the ugly side. I personally would not drive an hour to fvck her. But if your horny and on a cold streak than go for it. If your spinning some hot plates than I would not touch her with a ten foot pole. I am also skeptical about girls who put sun glasses on in there photos. She could be cross eyed.

Its all up to you and what you want to do. post us the report if you do end up fvcking her. lol

 

[My Name is Nobody]

I'm going to go through with it. Hopefully by the end of this weekend I'll have a field report.

 

[Last Man Standing]

Driving five minutes out of your way is a chore for a hor!! That rhymes!! Unless the ho has 50 chicken wings waiting for you, don't do it!!!

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Driving five minutes out of your way is a chore for a hor!! That rhymes!! Unless the ho has 50 chicken wings waiting for you, don't do it!!!

You're right.. I'm gonna make her drive to me.

 

[stand]

You're right.. I'm gonna make her drive to me.

Are you sure you want this girl to know where you live? This has disaster written all over it. JMO.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

Are you sure you want this girl to know where you live? This has disaster written all over it. JMO.

What's the worse that could happen?

 

[stand]

What's the worse that could happen?

:crackup: :crackup:

Good luck.

 

[My Name is Nobody]

:crackup: :crackup:

Good luck.

I think it would be more risky doing it at her place. Maybe her psycho boyfriend would come in and shoot me.

 

[PRMoon]

I think it would be more risky doing it at her place. Maybe her psycho boyfriend would come in and shoot me.

One word

Stalker.