"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This girl said to me"you suck"

Fatality

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I was sitting at one of the library computers last week next to this hot Italian girl. All of a sudden she started asking people for a highlighter. She asked two girls first and then she asked me. I told her that I didn't have one and then she kind of scrunced up her face and then said "you suck." I didn't know what to say I just froze up. Couldn't think of anything ****y and funny. I just kind of smiled nervously and went back to what i was doing on the computer. Since then i have seen this girl in the hallway several times since and she seems to be looking at me alot. Her eyes seemed to be kind of wide too. What should I have said when she said "you suck." Do I have a chance with this girl?

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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MrBond_Age

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Next time you see her ask her for something you know she cant have. Then when she says "no" then tell her she`s fat and makes guys want to turn gay because she looks like a witch.
 

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next time you see her tell her,

"u ready to see me suck"

or something like that.

you should have origionally told her to Fvck Off. you blew it cuz you let her get away with that shiat.
 

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Originally posted by TooColdUlrick
next time you see her tell her,

"u ready to see me suck"

or something like that.

you should have origionally told her to Fvck Off. you blew it cuz you let her get away with that shiat.
Tell her to fvck off? I don't think she was serious when she said "you suck"
 

TooColdUlrick

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Originally posted by Fatality
Tell her to fvck off? I don't think she was serious when she said "you suck"
neither was i.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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she said you suck????? ::gasp:: you must be gay! she was just mad u couldnt supply her with all her womanly needs, get over it or do what that one guy said and twiddle one at her next time
 

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Girl: You suck.

Comeback: You swallow. =)
 

Fatality

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But do you guys think she was interested? Maybe it was just playful flirting? I did say that she seems to be looking my way alot with wide eyes.

I'm going to approach to find out for sure but aren't these signs of interest?
 

TooColdUlrick

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Originally posted by Fatality
But do you guys think she was interested? Maybe it was just playful flirting? I did say that she seems to be looking my way alot with wide eyes.

I'm going to approach to find out for sure but aren't these signs of interest?
yes, but throw some sh!t back at her. 'you suck' was a test btw. you failed it. but she may be giving you another shot. don't boof it this time. she might be the type that flirts by verbally sparring. i love chicks like that. have fun definitely.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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She is obviously challenging you. trust me I know. This happens to me, she probably likes you and want to see what you are about. I would've called her racist cuz she didn't say anything to other people who had no lighters.
 

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She used a neg hit on you

It was probably a subconsous playful neg hit/test

A simple "whatever girl and :rolleyes: " would've did just fine.
 
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