"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This girl said to me"you suck"

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I was sitting at one of the library computers last week next to this hot Italian girl. All of a sudden she started asking people for a highlighter. She asked two girls first and then she asked me. I told her that I didn't have one and then she kind of scrunced up her face and then said "you suck." I didn't know what to say I just froze up. Couldn't think of anything ****y and funny. I just kind of smiled nervously and went back to what i was doing on the computer. Since then i have seen this girl in the hallway several times since and she seems to be looking at me alot. Her eyes seemed to be kind of wide too. What should I have said when she said "you suck." Do I have a chance with this girl?

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Next time you see her ask her for something you know she cant have. Then when she says "no" then tell her she`s fat and makes guys want to turn gay because she looks like a witch.
 
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next time you see her tell her,

"u ready to see me suck"

or something like that.

you should have origionally told her to Fvck Off. you blew it cuz you let her get away with that shiat.
 
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Originally posted by TooColdUlrick
next time you see her tell her,

"u ready to see me suck"

or something like that.

you should have origionally told her to Fvck Off. you blew it cuz you let her get away with that shiat.
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Tell her to fvck off? I don't think she was serious when she said "you suck"
 
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Originally posted by Fatality
Tell her to fvck off? I don't think she was serious when she said "you suck"
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neither was i.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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she said you suck????? ::gasp:: you must be gay! she was just mad u couldnt supply her with all her womanly needs, get over it or do what that one guy said and twiddle one at her next time
 
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Girl: You suck.

Comeback: You swallow. =)
 
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But do you guys think she was interested? Maybe it was just playful flirting? I did say that she seems to be looking my way alot with wide eyes.

I'm going to approach to find out for sure but aren't these signs of interest?
 
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Originally posted by Fatality
But do you guys think she was interested? Maybe it was just playful flirting? I did say that she seems to be looking my way alot with wide eyes.

I'm going to approach to find out for sure but aren't these signs of interest?
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yes, but throw some sh!t back at her. 'you suck' was a test btw. you failed it. but she may be giving you another shot. don't boof it this time. she might be the type that flirts by verbally sparring. i love chicks like that. have fun definitely.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She is obviously challenging you. trust me I know. This happens to me, she probably likes you and want to see what you are about. I would've called her racist cuz she didn't say anything to other people who had no lighters.
 
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She used a neg hit on you

It was probably a subconsous playful neg hit/test

A simple "whatever girl and :rolleyes: " would've did just fine.
 
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