"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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This girl in chorus i apporached

we all eat food

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Ok so on friday i was in chorus and as the bell rang i wqent up to this girl who is about a hb 4, the latino chick who called me "N*gga" was about a hb1. So anyways ithis is how it went

Me: Hey whats up
her: Oh hey, nothing much im going to gym now, you have a good voice.
Me. Thanks, i would like to see how you use your "singin voice" sometime.
Her: Your a creep
Me: ***SCREAMING*** CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER, MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME ORAL SEX.


lol i came in there with the idea of i dont give a **** since the latino chick was fat as the whole world, and this girl who was a skinny flat, but decent faced black haired freshman.

So how did you guys like it?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I didn't get the part about "singing voice," but the rest just makes you look like a fool.
 

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lol he was in chorus singing and she liked his voice, and he asked her to try her "singing voice" on him (as in give him head)
 

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Rofl dude, if you're doing this to get past a fear of rejection... good job. If you are doing this to get girls, you won't get many. Then again, the ones you do get you could truly appreciate ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Originally posted by Ducky
lol he was in chorus singing and she liked his voice, and he asked her to try her "singing voice" on him (as in give him head)
Oh, alright. I mean, what you said is hilarious We all eat food, but it isn't going to score you any girls.
 

we all eat food

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tommorow im gonna ask the hottest girl in my school to give me some head. wishe me luck guys
 

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Originally posted by we all eat food
tommorow im gonna ask the hottest girl in my school to give me some head. wishe me luck guys
Ha good luck buddy!:woo:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Personally i think youre a troll. You made another post about how you tried to pick up a chick talking like bevis and butthead. Now this?? And next youre gonna ask a girl to give you head? Are you trying to hook up with girls or come up with funny jokes for your online friends?? Obviously you have balls, so why not be productive?
 

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There is no such thing as an HB1...

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Lol man... if you have the balls to say some **** like that, you can say anything. You'll get good, just read up about better convo skills.
 

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This is ideal for getting rejection immunity, as for getting numbers and building rapport....not too good. If you wanna try these crazy ass approaches try them at the mall or something....not at school where ur rep will go down.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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