"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This girl in chorus i apporached

we all eat food

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Ok so on friday i was in chorus and as the bell rang i wqent up to this girl who is about a hb 4, the latino chick who called me "N*gga" was about a hb1. So anyways ithis is how it went

Me: Hey whats up
her: Oh hey, nothing much im going to gym now, you have a good voice.
Me. Thanks, i would like to see how you use your "singin voice" sometime.
Her: Your a creep
Me: ***SCREAMING*** CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER, MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME ORAL SEX.


lol i came in there with the idea of i dont give a **** since the latino chick was fat as the whole world, and this girl who was a skinny flat, but decent faced black haired freshman.

So how did you guys like it?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I didn't get the part about "singing voice," but the rest just makes you look like a fool.
 

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lol he was in chorus singing and she liked his voice, and he asked her to try her "singing voice" on him (as in give him head)
 

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Rofl dude, if you're doing this to get past a fear of rejection... good job. If you are doing this to get girls, you won't get many. Then again, the ones you do get you could truly appreciate ;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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NYC Dude

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Originally posted by Ducky
lol he was in chorus singing and she liked his voice, and he asked her to try her "singing voice" on him (as in give him head)
Oh, alright. I mean, what you said is hilarious We all eat food, but it isn't going to score you any girls.
 

we all eat food

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tommorow im gonna ask the hottest girl in my school to give me some head. wishe me luck guys
 

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Originally posted by we all eat food
tommorow im gonna ask the hottest girl in my school to give me some head. wishe me luck guys
Ha good luck buddy!:woo:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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oakraiderz2

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Personally i think youre a troll. You made another post about how you tried to pick up a chick talking like bevis and butthead. Now this?? And next youre gonna ask a girl to give you head? Are you trying to hook up with girls or come up with funny jokes for your online friends?? Obviously you have balls, so why not be productive?
 

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There is no such thing as an HB1...

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Lol man... if you have the balls to say some **** like that, you can say anything. You'll get good, just read up about better convo skills.
 

Smooth Player 056

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This is ideal for getting rejection immunity, as for getting numbers and building rapport....not too good. If you wanna try these crazy ass approaches try them at the mall or something....not at school where ur rep will go down.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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