"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This girl in chorus i apporached

we all eat food

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Ok so on friday i was in chorus and as the bell rang i wqent up to this girl who is about a hb 4, the latino chick who called me "N*gga" was about a hb1. So anyways ithis is how it went

Me: Hey whats up
her: Oh hey, nothing much im going to gym now, you have a good voice.
Me. Thanks, i would like to see how you use your "singin voice" sometime.
Her: Your a creep
Me: ***SCREAMING*** CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER, MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME ORAL SEX.


lol i came in there with the idea of i dont give a **** since the latino chick was fat as the whole world, and this girl who was a skinny flat, but decent faced black haired freshman.

So how did you guys like it?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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NYC Dude

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I didn't get the part about "singing voice," but the rest just makes you look like a fool.
 

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lol he was in chorus singing and she liked his voice, and he asked her to try her "singing voice" on him (as in give him head)
 

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Rofl dude, if you're doing this to get past a fear of rejection... good job. If you are doing this to get girls, you won't get many. Then again, the ones you do get you could truly appreciate ;)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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NYC Dude

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Originally posted by Ducky
lol he was in chorus singing and she liked his voice, and he asked her to try her "singing voice" on him (as in give him head)
Oh, alright. I mean, what you said is hilarious We all eat food, but it isn't going to score you any girls.
 

we all eat food

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tommorow im gonna ask the hottest girl in my school to give me some head. wishe me luck guys
 

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Originally posted by we all eat food
tommorow im gonna ask the hottest girl in my school to give me some head. wishe me luck guys
Ha good luck buddy!:woo:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Personally i think youre a troll. You made another post about how you tried to pick up a chick talking like bevis and butthead. Now this?? And next youre gonna ask a girl to give you head? Are you trying to hook up with girls or come up with funny jokes for your online friends?? Obviously you have balls, so why not be productive?
 

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There is no such thing as an HB1...

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Lol man... if you have the balls to say some **** like that, you can say anything. You'll get good, just read up about better convo skills.
 

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This is ideal for getting rejection immunity, as for getting numbers and building rapport....not too good. If you wanna try these crazy ass approaches try them at the mall or something....not at school where ur rep will go down.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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