"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This girl in chorus i apporached

we all eat food

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Ok so on friday i was in chorus and as the bell rang i wqent up to this girl who is about a hb 4, the latino chick who called me "N*gga" was about a hb1. So anyways ithis is how it went

Me: Hey whats up
her: Oh hey, nothing much im going to gym now, you have a good voice.
Me. Thanks, i would like to see how you use your "singin voice" sometime.
Her: Your a creep
Me: ***SCREAMING*** CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER, MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME ORAL SEX.


lol i came in there with the idea of i dont give a **** since the latino chick was fat as the whole world, and this girl who was a skinny flat, but decent faced black haired freshman.

So how did you guys like it?
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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NYC Dude

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I didn't get the part about "singing voice," but the rest just makes you look like a fool.
 

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lol he was in chorus singing and she liked his voice, and he asked her to try her "singing voice" on him (as in give him head)
 

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Rofl dude, if you're doing this to get past a fear of rejection... good job. If you are doing this to get girls, you won't get many. Then again, the ones you do get you could truly appreciate ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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NYC Dude

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Originally posted by Ducky
lol he was in chorus singing and she liked his voice, and he asked her to try her "singing voice" on him (as in give him head)
Oh, alright. I mean, what you said is hilarious We all eat food, but it isn't going to score you any girls.
 

we all eat food

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tommorow im gonna ask the hottest girl in my school to give me some head. wishe me luck guys
 

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Originally posted by we all eat food
tommorow im gonna ask the hottest girl in my school to give me some head. wishe me luck guys
Ha good luck buddy!:woo:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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oakraiderz2

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Personally i think youre a troll. You made another post about how you tried to pick up a chick talking like bevis and butthead. Now this?? And next youre gonna ask a girl to give you head? Are you trying to hook up with girls or come up with funny jokes for your online friends?? Obviously you have balls, so why not be productive?
 

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There is no such thing as an HB1...

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Lol man... if you have the balls to say some **** like that, you can say anything. You'll get good, just read up about better convo skills.
 

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This is ideal for getting rejection immunity, as for getting numbers and building rapport....not too good. If you wanna try these crazy ass approaches try them at the mall or something....not at school where ur rep will go down.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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