"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This chick says I use too many acronyms!

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So I'm getting IOI's from this HB9. She starting talking OT about some AMOG FB of hers. I said WTH! Then this FB8 walked up and, being a proper DJ, I made good EC ASAP. But she said she had a LTR with her BF, LOL. Then they both got in their SUV's and left.

WTF!


































All tongue in cheek, of course!
:)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Funny but pointless.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by Jon341427
lol, the suv part got me...
Me too!

lol, stop using short forms when you actually talk to the girl? On MSN, I use as many as possible, I throw th3 in sometimes and try to b3 l337 with her, and they like it, start sayin u n r u aite n stuff... it's all very annoying, but they don't stop me.
 

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for those of you who don't live in the U.S.

SUV = sports utility vehichle
 

Boner da Stoner

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Originally posted by fan27
for those of you who don't live in the U.S.

SUV = sports utility vehichle
lol

wow mr fan27

you are fast, I wasn't being sarcastic either, smart
 
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