"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This chick says I use too many acronyms!

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So I'm getting IOI's from this HB9. She starting talking OT about some AMOG FB of hers. I said WTH! Then this FB8 walked up and, being a proper DJ, I made good EC ASAP. But she said she had a LTR with her BF, LOL. Then they both got in their SUV's and left.

WTF!


































All tongue in cheek, of course!
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Funny but pointless.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Jon341427
lol, the suv part got me...
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Me too!

lol, stop using short forms when you actually talk to the girl? On MSN, I use as many as possible, I throw th3 in sometimes and try to b3 l337 with her, and they like it, start sayin u n r u aite n stuff... it's all very annoying, but they don't stop me.
 
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for those of you who don't live in the U.S.

SUV = sports utility vehichle
 
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Boner da Stoner

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Originally posted by fan27
for those of you who don't live in the U.S.

SUV = sports utility vehichle
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lol

wow mr fan27

you are fast, I wasn't being sarcastic either, smart
 
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