"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This chick says I use too many acronyms!

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So I'm getting IOI's from this HB9. She starting talking OT about some AMOG FB of hers. I said WTH! Then this FB8 walked up and, being a proper DJ, I made good EC ASAP. But she said she had a LTR with her BF, LOL. Then they both got in their SUV's and left.

WTF!


































All tongue in cheek, of course!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Funny but pointless.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Jon341427
lol, the suv part got me...
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Me too!

lol, stop using short forms when you actually talk to the girl? On MSN, I use as many as possible, I throw th3 in sometimes and try to b3 l337 with her, and they like it, start sayin u n r u aite n stuff... it's all very annoying, but they don't stop me.
 
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for those of you who don't live in the U.S.

SUV = sports utility vehichle
 
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Boner da Stoner

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Originally posted by fan27
for those of you who don't live in the U.S.

SUV = sports utility vehichle
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lol

wow mr fan27

you are fast, I wasn't being sarcastic either, smart
 
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