"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This chick says I use too many acronyms!

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So I'm getting IOI's from this HB9. She starting talking OT about some AMOG FB of hers. I said WTH! Then this FB8 walked up and, being a proper DJ, I made good EC ASAP. But she said she had a LTR with her BF, LOL. Then they both got in their SUV's and left.

WTF!


































All tongue in cheek, of course!
:)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Funny but pointless.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Jon341427
lol, the suv part got me...
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Me too!

lol, stop using short forms when you actually talk to the girl? On MSN, I use as many as possible, I throw th3 in sometimes and try to b3 l337 with her, and they like it, start sayin u n r u aite n stuff... it's all very annoying, but they don't stop me.
 
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for those of you who don't live in the U.S.

SUV = sports utility vehichle
 
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Originally posted by fan27
for those of you who don't live in the U.S.

SUV = sports utility vehichle
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lol

wow mr fan27

you are fast, I wasn't being sarcastic either, smart
 
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