"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
They think I'm a troll....
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
because Im 120 percent sure that you are
wearing FAKE HAIR.
ANY WOMAN COULD HAVE THAT KIND OF HAIR
AS LONG AS THEY ARE WILLING TO SPEND THE
MONEY ON IT...
I haven known yet an atractive woman who doesnt like to take pictures of her face.....
It's ok, I've already decided to ignore. It's just have never been treated like this before on an online forum, male dominated or otherwise. I just don't know why some of you all are so mean for no reason but to get a rise out of me. Oh well....AAAgent said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
There are several agreed upon philosophies here, dalynxx, one of them being that advice on being a DJ coming from a woman is generally flawed (If you want more details on why that is, sift through our DJ bible and previous threads). Like the majority, this is one tenant I agree with.dalynxx said:
Further, since the general idea of this forum is to help men, and you're not a man, then that pretty much leaves you with no good reason to be participating here. If i were to just be outright rude about it, I'd say you're simply "lost" to even BE on this forum.
Considering this, I think your intended path is not only easier, it's appropriate and reasonable as well.
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Not at all, it was a comparison. Here's a pic of an old mop I have in my basement:dalynxx said:
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Desdinovastar/mop.jpg
Both pics are equally appealing.
It's quite amazing that you've assumed that I have a desire to attract you solely based on a silly comment I made on your picture. I give you my sincerest apology for leading you to assume I'm interested in you. I'm really not.
fertileTurtle
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That Cinamon chick is a hot little tart. She's a friend of mine on facebook, and she is a freak. And amazing doesn't happen here much, but we are working on it.J. Darko said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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And every one knows, pretty girls have their photos taken, often. Not from behind - whats your deal?
Or are you, in fact a troll?
+1 for the mop.
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dalynxx said:
The ignore function is for sissies, women and manginas. Sooo I guess you can use it but really, are you so weak you have to? If you try (or go back to) LoveShack you'll find that sort of thing more common and no one would think less of you there for using it.
Not that I'm asking you to go, but don't be a drama queen. Either suck it up and read what people post or go.
BTW, the mod from LoveShack is named Tony, and he's a cunt.
fertileTurtle
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Probably made her wet. NO, I KNOW it made her W-E-T. She's being "mistreated" on a "male dominated" blah blah blah. Yeah, she got wet.dalynxx said:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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J. Darko said:
http://s935.photobucket.com/albums/ad191/reinald123/?action=view¤t=dsc32.jpg
The cute little slut on the left with the tits heaving.
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