"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
They think I'm a troll....
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
because Im 120 percent sure that you are
wearing FAKE HAIR.
ANY WOMAN COULD HAVE THAT KIND OF HAIR
AS LONG AS THEY ARE WILLING TO SPEND THE
MONEY ON IT...
I haven known yet an atractive woman who doesnt like to take pictures of her face.....
It's ok, I've already decided to ignore. It's just have never been treated like this before on an online forum, male dominated or otherwise. I just don't know why some of you all are so mean for no reason but to get a rise out of me. Oh well....AAAgent said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
There are several agreed upon philosophies here, dalynxx, one of them being that advice on being a DJ coming from a woman is generally flawed (If you want more details on why that is, sift through our DJ bible and previous threads). Like the majority, this is one tenant I agree with.dalynxx said:
Further, since the general idea of this forum is to help men, and you're not a man, then that pretty much leaves you with no good reason to be participating here. If i were to just be outright rude about it, I'd say you're simply "lost" to even BE on this forum.
Considering this, I think your intended path is not only easier, it's appropriate and reasonable as well.
fertileTurtle
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Desdinova
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Not at all, it was a comparison. Here's a pic of an old mop I have in my basement:dalynxx said:
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i306/Desdinovastar/mop.jpg
Both pics are equally appealing.
It's quite amazing that you've assumed that I have a desire to attract you solely based on a silly comment I made on your picture. I give you my sincerest apology for leading you to assume I'm interested in you. I'm really not.
fertileTurtle
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That Cinamon chick is a hot little tart. She's a friend of mine on facebook, and she is a freak. And amazing doesn't happen here much, but we are working on it.J. Darko said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Rhoto
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And every one knows, pretty girls have their photos taken, often. Not from behind - whats your deal?
Or are you, in fact a troll?
+1 for the mop.
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dalynxx said:
The ignore function is for sissies, women and manginas. Sooo I guess you can use it but really, are you so weak you have to? If you try (or go back to) LoveShack you'll find that sort of thing more common and no one would think less of you there for using it.
Not that I'm asking you to go, but don't be a drama queen. Either suck it up and read what people post or go.
BTW, the mod from LoveShack is named Tony, and he's a cunt.
fertileTurtle
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Probably made her wet. NO, I KNOW it made her W-E-T. She's being "mistreated" on a "male dominated" blah blah blah. Yeah, she got wet.dalynxx said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
fertileTurtle
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J. Darko said:
http://s935.photobucket.com/albums/ad191/reinald123/?action=view¤t=dsc32.jpg
The cute little slut on the left with the tits heaving.
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