dyce
Don Juan
hahahaha funny convo.. funny bcoz it makes no sense!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
There is no hope for the AFCs here
- Thread starter AC/DC
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Alright, dude, he was just trying to make conversation. Yeah, maybe he was being a little awkward about it, but you were being rude and pissy to him for no reason.
Like when you said "You're cool." That was just a mean-spirited AMOG. WTF.
The part where it started getting a little weird was when he said "It is good you talk. I am glad you talk." That was pretty needy of him. You should have told him that what he just said was needy and tried to explain to him why neediness is bad and how he can get rid of it.
But instead, you just called him strange. He probably already holds that belief about himself, and you've just reinforced it. Good job.
Don't bother talking to any more guys who need help, because you obviously get off on the superiority trip and would rather have a laugh at their expense than actually try to help them.
Like when you said "You're cool." That was just a mean-spirited AMOG. WTF.
The part where it started getting a little weird was when he said "It is good you talk. I am glad you talk." That was pretty needy of him. You should have told him that what he just said was needy and tried to explain to him why neediness is bad and how he can get rid of it.
But instead, you just called him strange. He probably already holds that belief about himself, and you've just reinforced it. Good job.
Don't bother talking to any more guys who need help, because you obviously get off on the superiority trip and would rather have a laugh at their expense than actually try to help them.
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
I love you too man! Hahahahah
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
I agree w/ you man. I'd be too scared to message this guy ever..
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
happy gas? AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAH
DJ_In_Making: I'm a nice guy, I swear!:cheer:
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
hehe lol you're the only one from this site I speak to.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
EliteMaster: HEY BIG GUY !
HangTen3000: what the ****?
EliteMaster: HOW ARE YOU !
HangTen3000: whats your problem?
EliteMaster: ?! i am not problem
EliteMaster: i am saying HI !!
EliteMaster: how are YOU !
HangTen3000: you need friends
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: i need to know how is your day !
HangTen3000: why?
EliteMaster: because i care
EliteMaster: was it good
HangTen3000: ....... umm you're scaring me
EliteMaster: i am sorry
HangTen3000: its 2:30AM, go to sleep
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: its almsot 6 am !
EliteMaster: i am to sleep soon
HangTen3000: go beat your **** then go to sleep
EliteMasterMan: no need no need i wa out till 420 wink wink
HangTen3000: haha! you are so funny
EliteMaster: i thank you i learn from the best
EliteMaster: thats you
EliteMasterMan: so how are you !!
EliteMasterMan: I'd like to hear what you have did to day
Is anyone else terrified?
HangTen3000: what the ****?
EliteMaster: HOW ARE YOU !
HangTen3000: whats your problem?
EliteMaster: ?! i am not problem
EliteMaster: i am saying HI !!
EliteMaster: how are YOU !
HangTen3000: you need friends
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: i need to know how is your day !
HangTen3000: why?
EliteMaster: because i care
EliteMaster: was it good
HangTen3000: ....... umm you're scaring me
EliteMaster: i am sorry
HangTen3000: its 2:30AM, go to sleep
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: its almsot 6 am !
EliteMaster: i am to sleep soon
HangTen3000: go beat your **** then go to sleep
EliteMasterMan: no need no need i wa out till 420 wink wink
HangTen3000: haha! you are so funny
EliteMaster: i thank you i learn from the best
EliteMaster: thats you
EliteMasterMan: so how are you !!
EliteMasterMan: I'd like to hear what you have did to day
Is anyone else terrified?
spider_007
Master Don Juan
crapey
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
I think he's in love with you.
Since your username implies bisexuality anyway, I say go for it
Since your username implies bisexuality anyway, I say go for it
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
OMG - hahaha!!! he's just doing this to get a rise out of you. It's his 10 minutes of fame. He's probably sitting at home right now pissing himself laughing so hard.
I SEE THE LIGHT! :crackup:
I SEE THE LIGHT! :crackup:
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
That's not funny
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
AC, he's doing to you what a real estate tycoon does to profitable property: OWNING you.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
so aside from creepy stalker "DJs" how many of you guys acctually chat on aim with each other?
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
now hes aiming me... is this guy a stalker?
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
And let me guess, he's trying to direct-connect with you for no reason?
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
yup
howd u guess?
howd u guess?
That dude is a troll. He pmd me out the blue talking about another guy but he seems on some loser **** too. He sent me this pm. wtf?
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RaWBLooD wrote on 10-05-2005 09:11 PM:
dont worry about metalfortress, hes just a naive guy thats constantly pissed cause he used to be a fat ****, and is still ugly.
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dannyc wrote on 10-05-2005 07:52 PM:
haha, yeh the dude reeks of a loser.
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I dont talk bad of people cause of how they look, but im simply giving a brief explanation of his constant negative attitude, you might not have the time to, but if you do consider how often he posts, i am to believe he possible has a 2nd username as he seems psycho to me, and probably posts with it and the one he has to make many posts but not having a large "post count".
He is jealous i can make such a large post count (90% related to health n fitness and on topic) and he cannot.
but he is unimportant, HOW ARE YOU?
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RaWBLooD wrote on 10-05-2005 09:11 PM:
dont worry about metalfortress, hes just a naive guy thats constantly pissed cause he used to be a fat ****, and is still ugly.
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dannyc wrote on 10-05-2005 07:52 PM:
haha, yeh the dude reeks of a loser.
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I dont talk bad of people cause of how they look, but im simply giving a brief explanation of his constant negative attitude, you might not have the time to, but if you do consider how often he posts, i am to believe he possible has a 2nd username as he seems psycho to me, and probably posts with it and the one he has to make many posts but not having a large "post count".
He is jealous i can make such a large post count (90% related to health n fitness and on topic) and he cannot.
but he is unimportant, HOW ARE YOU?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.