dyce
Don Juan
hahahaha funny convo.. funny bcoz it makes no sense!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
There is no hope for the AFCs here
- Thread starter AC/DC
- Start date
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Alright, dude, he was just trying to make conversation. Yeah, maybe he was being a little awkward about it, but you were being rude and pissy to him for no reason.
Like when you said "You're cool." That was just a mean-spirited AMOG. WTF.
The part where it started getting a little weird was when he said "It is good you talk. I am glad you talk." That was pretty needy of him. You should have told him that what he just said was needy and tried to explain to him why neediness is bad and how he can get rid of it.
But instead, you just called him strange. He probably already holds that belief about himself, and you've just reinforced it. Good job.
Don't bother talking to any more guys who need help, because you obviously get off on the superiority trip and would rather have a laugh at their expense than actually try to help them.
Like when you said "You're cool." That was just a mean-spirited AMOG. WTF.
The part where it started getting a little weird was when he said "It is good you talk. I am glad you talk." That was pretty needy of him. You should have told him that what he just said was needy and tried to explain to him why neediness is bad and how he can get rid of it.
But instead, you just called him strange. He probably already holds that belief about himself, and you've just reinforced it. Good job.
Don't bother talking to any more guys who need help, because you obviously get off on the superiority trip and would rather have a laugh at their expense than actually try to help them.
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
I love you too man! Hahahahah
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
I agree w/ you man. I'd be too scared to message this guy ever..
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
happy gas? AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAH
DJ_In_Making: I'm a nice guy, I swear!:cheer:
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
hehe lol you're the only one from this site I speak to.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
EliteMaster: HEY BIG GUY !
HangTen3000: what the ****?
EliteMaster: HOW ARE YOU !
HangTen3000: whats your problem?
EliteMaster: ?! i am not problem
EliteMaster: i am saying HI !!
EliteMaster: how are YOU !
HangTen3000: you need friends
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: i need to know how is your day !
HangTen3000: why?
EliteMaster: because i care
EliteMaster: was it good
HangTen3000: ....... umm you're scaring me
EliteMaster: i am sorry
HangTen3000: its 2:30AM, go to sleep
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: its almsot 6 am !
EliteMaster: i am to sleep soon
HangTen3000: go beat your **** then go to sleep
EliteMasterMan: no need no need i wa out till 420 wink wink
HangTen3000: haha! you are so funny
EliteMaster: i thank you i learn from the best
EliteMaster: thats you
EliteMasterMan: so how are you !!
EliteMasterMan: I'd like to hear what you have did to day
Is anyone else terrified?
HangTen3000: what the ****?
EliteMaster: HOW ARE YOU !
HangTen3000: whats your problem?
EliteMaster: ?! i am not problem
EliteMaster: i am saying HI !!
EliteMaster: how are YOU !
HangTen3000: you need friends
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: i need to know how is your day !
HangTen3000: why?
EliteMaster: because i care
EliteMaster: was it good
HangTen3000: ....... umm you're scaring me
EliteMaster: i am sorry
HangTen3000: its 2:30AM, go to sleep
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: its almsot 6 am !
EliteMaster: i am to sleep soon
HangTen3000: go beat your **** then go to sleep
EliteMasterMan: no need no need i wa out till 420 wink wink
HangTen3000: haha! you are so funny
EliteMaster: i thank you i learn from the best
EliteMaster: thats you
EliteMasterMan: so how are you !!
EliteMasterMan: I'd like to hear what you have did to day
Is anyone else terrified?
spider_007
Master Don Juan
crapey
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
I think he's in love with you.
Since your username implies bisexuality anyway, I say go for it
Since your username implies bisexuality anyway, I say go for it
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
OMG - hahaha!!! he's just doing this to get a rise out of you. It's his 10 minutes of fame. He's probably sitting at home right now pissing himself laughing so hard.
I SEE THE LIGHT! :crackup:
I SEE THE LIGHT! :crackup:
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
That's not funny
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
AC, he's doing to you what a real estate tycoon does to profitable property: OWNING you.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
so aside from creepy stalker "DJs" how many of you guys acctually chat on aim with each other?
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
now hes aiming me... is this guy a stalker?
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
And let me guess, he's trying to direct-connect with you for no reason?
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
yup
howd u guess?
howd u guess?
That dude is a troll. He pmd me out the blue talking about another guy but he seems on some loser **** too. He sent me this pm. wtf?
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RaWBLooD wrote on 10-05-2005 09:11 PM:
dont worry about metalfortress, hes just a naive guy thats constantly pissed cause he used to be a fat ****, and is still ugly.
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dannyc wrote on 10-05-2005 07:52 PM:
haha, yeh the dude reeks of a loser.
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I dont talk bad of people cause of how they look, but im simply giving a brief explanation of his constant negative attitude, you might not have the time to, but if you do consider how often he posts, i am to believe he possible has a 2nd username as he seems psycho to me, and probably posts with it and the one he has to make many posts but not having a large "post count".
He is jealous i can make such a large post count (90% related to health n fitness and on topic) and he cannot.
but he is unimportant, HOW ARE YOU?
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RaWBLooD wrote on 10-05-2005 09:11 PM:
dont worry about metalfortress, hes just a naive guy thats constantly pissed cause he used to be a fat ****, and is still ugly.
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dannyc wrote on 10-05-2005 07:52 PM:
haha, yeh the dude reeks of a loser.
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I dont talk bad of people cause of how they look, but im simply giving a brief explanation of his constant negative attitude, you might not have the time to, but if you do consider how often he posts, i am to believe he possible has a 2nd username as he seems psycho to me, and probably posts with it and the one he has to make many posts but not having a large "post count".
He is jealous i can make such a large post count (90% related to health n fitness and on topic) and he cannot.
but he is unimportant, HOW ARE YOU?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.