dyce
Don Juan
hahahaha funny convo.. funny bcoz it makes no sense!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
There is no hope for the AFCs here
- Thread starter AC/DC
- Start date
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Alright, dude, he was just trying to make conversation. Yeah, maybe he was being a little awkward about it, but you were being rude and pissy to him for no reason.
Like when you said "You're cool." That was just a mean-spirited AMOG. WTF.
The part where it started getting a little weird was when he said "It is good you talk. I am glad you talk." That was pretty needy of him. You should have told him that what he just said was needy and tried to explain to him why neediness is bad and how he can get rid of it.
But instead, you just called him strange. He probably already holds that belief about himself, and you've just reinforced it. Good job.
Don't bother talking to any more guys who need help, because you obviously get off on the superiority trip and would rather have a laugh at their expense than actually try to help them.
Like when you said "You're cool." That was just a mean-spirited AMOG. WTF.
The part where it started getting a little weird was when he said "It is good you talk. I am glad you talk." That was pretty needy of him. You should have told him that what he just said was needy and tried to explain to him why neediness is bad and how he can get rid of it.
But instead, you just called him strange. He probably already holds that belief about himself, and you've just reinforced it. Good job.
Don't bother talking to any more guys who need help, because you obviously get off on the superiority trip and would rather have a laugh at their expense than actually try to help them.
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
I love you too man! Hahahahah
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
I agree w/ you man. I'd be too scared to message this guy ever..
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
happy gas? AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAH
DJ_In_Making: I'm a nice guy, I swear!:cheer:
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
hehe lol you're the only one from this site I speak to.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
EliteMaster: HEY BIG GUY !
HangTen3000: what the ****?
EliteMaster: HOW ARE YOU !
HangTen3000: whats your problem?
EliteMaster: ?! i am not problem
EliteMaster: i am saying HI !!
EliteMaster: how are YOU !
HangTen3000: you need friends
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: i need to know how is your day !
HangTen3000: why?
EliteMaster: because i care
EliteMaster: was it good
HangTen3000: ....... umm you're scaring me
EliteMaster: i am sorry
HangTen3000: its 2:30AM, go to sleep
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: its almsot 6 am !
EliteMaster: i am to sleep soon
HangTen3000: go beat your **** then go to sleep
EliteMasterMan: no need no need i wa out till 420 wink wink
HangTen3000: haha! you are so funny
EliteMaster: i thank you i learn from the best
EliteMaster: thats you
EliteMasterMan: so how are you !!
EliteMasterMan: I'd like to hear what you have did to day
Is anyone else terrified?
HangTen3000: what the ****?
EliteMaster: HOW ARE YOU !
HangTen3000: whats your problem?
EliteMaster: ?! i am not problem
EliteMaster: i am saying HI !!
EliteMaster: how are YOU !
HangTen3000: you need friends
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: i need to know how is your day !
HangTen3000: why?
EliteMaster: because i care
EliteMaster: was it good
HangTen3000: ....... umm you're scaring me
EliteMaster: i am sorry
HangTen3000: its 2:30AM, go to sleep
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: its almsot 6 am !
EliteMaster: i am to sleep soon
HangTen3000: go beat your **** then go to sleep
EliteMasterMan: no need no need i wa out till 420 wink wink
HangTen3000: haha! you are so funny
EliteMaster: i thank you i learn from the best
EliteMaster: thats you
EliteMasterMan: so how are you !!
EliteMasterMan: I'd like to hear what you have did to day
Is anyone else terrified?
spider_007
Master Don Juan
crapey
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
I think he's in love with you.
Since your username implies bisexuality anyway, I say go for it
Since your username implies bisexuality anyway, I say go for it
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
OMG - hahaha!!! he's just doing this to get a rise out of you. It's his 10 minutes of fame. He's probably sitting at home right now pissing himself laughing so hard.
I SEE THE LIGHT! :crackup:
I SEE THE LIGHT! :crackup:
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
That's not funny
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
AC, he's doing to you what a real estate tycoon does to profitable property: OWNING you.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
so aside from creepy stalker "DJs" how many of you guys acctually chat on aim with each other?
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
now hes aiming me... is this guy a stalker?
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
And let me guess, he's trying to direct-connect with you for no reason?
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
yup
howd u guess?
howd u guess?
That dude is a troll. He pmd me out the blue talking about another guy but he seems on some loser **** too. He sent me this pm. wtf?
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RaWBLooD wrote on 10-05-2005 09:11 PM:
dont worry about metalfortress, hes just a naive guy thats constantly pissed cause he used to be a fat ****, and is still ugly.
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dannyc wrote on 10-05-2005 07:52 PM:
haha, yeh the dude reeks of a loser.
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I dont talk bad of people cause of how they look, but im simply giving a brief explanation of his constant negative attitude, you might not have the time to, but if you do consider how often he posts, i am to believe he possible has a 2nd username as he seems psycho to me, and probably posts with it and the one he has to make many posts but not having a large "post count".
He is jealous i can make such a large post count (90% related to health n fitness and on topic) and he cannot.
but he is unimportant, HOW ARE YOU?
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RaWBLooD wrote on 10-05-2005 09:11 PM:
dont worry about metalfortress, hes just a naive guy thats constantly pissed cause he used to be a fat ****, and is still ugly.
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dannyc wrote on 10-05-2005 07:52 PM:
haha, yeh the dude reeks of a loser.
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I dont talk bad of people cause of how they look, but im simply giving a brief explanation of his constant negative attitude, you might not have the time to, but if you do consider how often he posts, i am to believe he possible has a 2nd username as he seems psycho to me, and probably posts with it and the one he has to make many posts but not having a large "post count".
He is jealous i can make such a large post count (90% related to health n fitness and on topic) and he cannot.
but he is unimportant, HOW ARE YOU?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.