dyce
Don Juan
hahahaha funny convo.. funny bcoz it makes no sense!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
There is no hope for the AFCs here
- Thread starter AC/DC
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Alright, dude, he was just trying to make conversation. Yeah, maybe he was being a little awkward about it, but you were being rude and pissy to him for no reason.
Like when you said "You're cool." That was just a mean-spirited AMOG. WTF.
The part where it started getting a little weird was when he said "It is good you talk. I am glad you talk." That was pretty needy of him. You should have told him that what he just said was needy and tried to explain to him why neediness is bad and how he can get rid of it.
But instead, you just called him strange. He probably already holds that belief about himself, and you've just reinforced it. Good job.
Don't bother talking to any more guys who need help, because you obviously get off on the superiority trip and would rather have a laugh at their expense than actually try to help them.
Like when you said "You're cool." That was just a mean-spirited AMOG. WTF.
The part where it started getting a little weird was when he said "It is good you talk. I am glad you talk." That was pretty needy of him. You should have told him that what he just said was needy and tried to explain to him why neediness is bad and how he can get rid of it.
But instead, you just called him strange. He probably already holds that belief about himself, and you've just reinforced it. Good job.
Don't bother talking to any more guys who need help, because you obviously get off on the superiority trip and would rather have a laugh at their expense than actually try to help them.
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
I love you too man! Hahahahah
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
I agree w/ you man. I'd be too scared to message this guy ever..
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
happy gas? AHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAH
DJ_In_Making: I'm a nice guy, I swear!:cheer:
Centaurion
Master Don Juan
hehe lol you're the only one from this site I speak to.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
EliteMaster: HEY BIG GUY !
HangTen3000: what the ****?
EliteMaster: HOW ARE YOU !
HangTen3000: whats your problem?
EliteMaster: ?! i am not problem
EliteMaster: i am saying HI !!
EliteMaster: how are YOU !
HangTen3000: you need friends
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: i need to know how is your day !
HangTen3000: why?
EliteMaster: because i care
EliteMaster: was it good
HangTen3000: ....... umm you're scaring me
EliteMaster: i am sorry
HangTen3000: its 2:30AM, go to sleep
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: its almsot 6 am !
EliteMaster: i am to sleep soon
HangTen3000: go beat your **** then go to sleep
EliteMasterMan: no need no need i wa out till 420 wink wink
HangTen3000: haha! you are so funny
EliteMaster: i thank you i learn from the best
EliteMaster: thats you
EliteMasterMan: so how are you !!
EliteMasterMan: I'd like to hear what you have did to day
Is anyone else terrified?
HangTen3000: what the ****?
EliteMaster: HOW ARE YOU !
HangTen3000: whats your problem?
EliteMaster: ?! i am not problem
EliteMaster: i am saying HI !!
EliteMaster: how are YOU !
HangTen3000: you need friends
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: i need to know how is your day !
HangTen3000: why?
EliteMaster: because i care
EliteMaster: was it good
HangTen3000: ....... umm you're scaring me
EliteMaster: i am sorry
HangTen3000: its 2:30AM, go to sleep
EliteMaster: no !!
EliteMaster: its almsot 6 am !
EliteMaster: i am to sleep soon
HangTen3000: go beat your **** then go to sleep
EliteMasterMan: no need no need i wa out till 420 wink wink
HangTen3000: haha! you are so funny
EliteMaster: i thank you i learn from the best
EliteMaster: thats you
EliteMasterMan: so how are you !!
EliteMasterMan: I'd like to hear what you have did to day
Is anyone else terrified?
spider_007
Master Don Juan
crapey
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
NINJA PIMP
Banned
I think he's in love with you.
Since your username implies bisexuality anyway, I say go for it
Since your username implies bisexuality anyway, I say go for it
syncmaster
Master Don Juan
OMG - hahaha!!! he's just doing this to get a rise out of you. It's his 10 minutes of fame. He's probably sitting at home right now pissing himself laughing so hard.
I SEE THE LIGHT! :crackup:
I SEE THE LIGHT! :crackup:
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
That's not funny
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
AC, he's doing to you what a real estate tycoon does to profitable property: OWNING you.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
so aside from creepy stalker "DJs" how many of you guys acctually chat on aim with each other?
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
now hes aiming me... is this guy a stalker?
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
And let me guess, he's trying to direct-connect with you for no reason?
Brian20o2
Master Don Juan
yup
howd u guess?
howd u guess?
That dude is a troll. He pmd me out the blue talking about another guy but he seems on some loser **** too. He sent me this pm. wtf?
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RaWBLooD wrote on 10-05-2005 09:11 PM:
dont worry about metalfortress, hes just a naive guy thats constantly pissed cause he used to be a fat ****, and is still ugly.
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dannyc wrote on 10-05-2005 07:52 PM:
haha, yeh the dude reeks of a loser.
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I dont talk bad of people cause of how they look, but im simply giving a brief explanation of his constant negative attitude, you might not have the time to, but if you do consider how often he posts, i am to believe he possible has a 2nd username as he seems psycho to me, and probably posts with it and the one he has to make many posts but not having a large "post count".
He is jealous i can make such a large post count (90% related to health n fitness and on topic) and he cannot.
but he is unimportant, HOW ARE YOU?
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RaWBLooD wrote on 10-05-2005 09:11 PM:
dont worry about metalfortress, hes just a naive guy thats constantly pissed cause he used to be a fat ****, and is still ugly.
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dannyc wrote on 10-05-2005 07:52 PM:
haha, yeh the dude reeks of a loser.
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I dont talk bad of people cause of how they look, but im simply giving a brief explanation of his constant negative attitude, you might not have the time to, but if you do consider how often he posts, i am to believe he possible has a 2nd username as he seems psycho to me, and probably posts with it and the one he has to make many posts but not having a large "post count".
He is jealous i can make such a large post count (90% related to health n fitness and on topic) and he cannot.
but he is unimportant, HOW ARE YOU?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.