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1. missionary position- where you put the needs above reserves. This is where you'll spend all your $ on work and then you'll have to sit around home to reserve gas for your duties.
2. "Absorb"-this is where you must have $ in reserve-gas for the month, dating accounts, cigarettes. Where you lose if you don't have enough $ for that escort (Even if you wouldn't see her)
The weird thing about these is the method to deal with them is alot like playing chicken. In #1 you'll spend all your money on work needs. in #2 you'll spend all your money on internal things trying to make that next payment come.
 

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Thank you for providing the opportunity to exercise my reading comprehension skills. I still have no idea what the hell you are saying.
 

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DUH!!!! Everyone knows this.... In other news the sky is blue.
 

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If someone can make sense of this, feel free to let me know what he is saying.

Anyone struggling with money but spending it on alcohol and cigarettes probably needs to spend more time learning financial literacy.
 

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If someone can make sense of this, feel free to let me know what he is saying.

Anyone struggling with money but spending it on alcohol and cigarettes probably needs to spend more time learning financial literacy.
I always felt he was on to something anytime I read his posts, then would second guess myself like "yo does this really make sense or am i tripping". This post though, i def have no clue... **** is on the fence of being some deeply resounding and profound truths and nonsensical shower thoughts
 

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I always felt he was on to something anytime I read his posts, then would second guess myself like "yo does this really make sense or am i tripping". This post though, i def have no clue... **** is on the fence of being some deeply resounding and profound truths and nonsensical shower thoughts
I'd go with nonsensical shower thoughts.
 

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1. missionary position- where you put the needs above reserves. This is where you'll spend all your $ on work and then you'll have to sit around home to reserve gas for your duties.
2. "Absorb"-this is where you must have $ in reserve-gas for the month, dating accounts, cigarettes. Where you lose if you don't have enough $ for that escort (Even if you wouldn't see her)
The weird thing about these is the method to deal with them is alot like playing chicken. In #1 you'll spend all your money on work needs. in #2 you'll spend all your money on internal things trying to make that next payment come.
Pfff that looks like word spaghetti or maybe even confetti. Or maybe it's just a extremely philosophically written post. If its drunk posting, i might just be able to translate this. I am gonna give it a try;

1. missionary position- where you put the needs above reserves. This is where you'll spend all your $ on work and then you'll have to sit around home to reserve gas for your duties.

Missionary probably refers to pushing, thrusting in life to survive. Basically, when you are dead broke and get a new job ,but you wait for your first payment. You fix your basic necessities to survive and to keep the job and that's it. You are hunting and chasing better days.

2. "Absorb"-this is where you must have $ in reserve-gas for the month, dating accounts, cigarettes. Where you lose if you don't have enough $ for that escort (Even if you wouldn't see her)

So, that means this paragraph refers to the exact opposite; you've made some cash, and the dark clouds are gone. Absorb as in, you just let thing come at you instead of chasing them. The last sentence probably refers to real life escort vs online sex services.


The weird thing about these is the method to deal with them is alot like playing chicken. In #1 you'll spend all your money on work needs. in #2 you'll spend all your money on internal things trying to make that next payment come.

Chicken is a game where two drivers drive into each other and the one to move first is the chicken. I think the reference is a lose-lose situation ; you are either broke, or spend money to get reloaded because you bring in that cash and work hard. The cynicism of life if you will.

So what OP, a brother made some cash or whut whut!!
 

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I think OP asked chatGPT (A.I) to write something clever and profound.

It looks like text but have no meaning.
 

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1. missionary position- where you put the needs above reserves. This is where you'll spend all your $ on work and then you'll have to sit around home to reserve gas for your duties.
2. "Absorb"-this is where you must have $ in reserve-gas for the month, dating accounts, cigarettes. Where you lose if you don't have enough $ for that escort (Even if you wouldn't see her)
The weird thing about these is the method to deal with them is alot like playing chicken. In #1 you'll spend all your money on work needs. in #2 you'll spend all your money on internal things trying to make that next payment come.
Why don't you just get a high-limit credit card? That way you can put the $$ to work while you finance your needs and pay the interest on the credit card from the dividends?
 

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Why don't you just get a high-limit credit card? That way you can put the $$ to work while you finance your needs and pay the interest on the credit card from the dividends?
Credit cards charge the highest interest rates, 19-28%. Saving up for an emergency fund, and getting paid a few percent a year, seems like a better approach. But there's also personal lines of credit and personal loans, which offer lower rates than credit cards.
 

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Credit cards charge the highest interest rates, 19-28%. Saving up for an emergency fund, and getting paid a few percent a year, seems like a better approach. But there's also personal lines of credit and personal loans, which offer lower rates than credit cards.
I was not serious.
 
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