afc_recovering
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Quagmire off of Family Guy?Yuriy777 said:I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from)
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The worst thing to say after sex
- Thread starter Blackdragon5095
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Nzo
Don Juan
"how was it"
"that was your first time wasnt it?"
"that was your first time wasnt it?"
Captain Popular
Don Juan
"Thanks for the material"
"huh?"
"go to hiddenfuks.com"
"huh?"
"go to hiddenfuks.com"
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"You f like an animal, but you smell like one too"
Nex
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Q: How was it?
A: Interesting.
A: Interesting.
TheMasterOfBation
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Family Guy!!!!!Yuriy777 said:I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
her: how was it?
dan: wow! i can tell you do this all the time!
dan: wow! i can tell you do this all the time!
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAsexy_kuta said:
:rockon:
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
LMAO Andrew dice clay has a funny one : "
So I'm fvcking this b!tch the other day when she looks up at me with her big brown beautiful eyes and says 'Do yo-yo-youuuu looovvvvvee meeee???' (in a whiny tone). So I says "No." So she starts crying so I'm a nice guy so I says "Listen, What's your name" She tells me "Su-suzy" "Listen suzy can you move your head... the ball game's on."
The worst I've ever had happen was a chick that asked my name during sex so that she wouldn't call out the wrong name...
So I'm fvcking this b!tch the other day when she looks up at me with her big brown beautiful eyes and says 'Do yo-yo-youuuu looovvvvvee meeee???' (in a whiny tone). So I says "No." So she starts crying so I'm a nice guy so I says "Listen, What's your name" She tells me "Su-suzy" "Listen suzy can you move your head... the ball game's on."
The worst I've ever had happen was a chick that asked my name during sex so that she wouldn't call out the wrong name...
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Yuriy777 said:I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from
Giggity giggity gig-i-ty!
My submissions:
Her: How was it?
You: (snoring)
Her: How was it?
You: Jesus, I'd rather **** myself than go through that again.
Her: How was it?
You: Oh Samantha.. you're so amazing, I love you so much...
Her: ...
Her: My name isn't Samantha...
You: ...oh. Well, you're still amazing. And I love you. What's your name again?
Her: How was it?
You: I don't know, let's ask my parents. They're in the room right next to us.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
her: ahhh that was GREAT. Was it god for you?
ME: (snore)
ME: (snore)
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.