afc_recovering
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Quagmire off of Family Guy?Yuriy777 said:I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from)
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
The worst thing to say after sex
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You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
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"how was it"
"that was your first time wasnt it?"
"that was your first time wasnt it?"
Captain Popular
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"Thanks for the material"
"huh?"
"go to hiddenfuks.com"
"huh?"
"go to hiddenfuks.com"
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Q: How was it?
A: Interesting.
A: Interesting.
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Family Guy!!!!!Yuriy777 said:I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
her: how was it?
dan: wow! i can tell you do this all the time!
dan: wow! i can tell you do this all the time!
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAsexy_kuta said:
:rockon:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
LMAO Andrew dice clay has a funny one : "
So I'm fvcking this b!tch the other day when she looks up at me with her big brown beautiful eyes and says 'Do yo-yo-youuuu looovvvvvee meeee???' (in a whiny tone). So I says "No." So she starts crying so I'm a nice guy so I says "Listen, What's your name" She tells me "Su-suzy" "Listen suzy can you move your head... the ball game's on."
The worst I've ever had happen was a chick that asked my name during sex so that she wouldn't call out the wrong name...
So I'm fvcking this b!tch the other day when she looks up at me with her big brown beautiful eyes and says 'Do yo-yo-youuuu looovvvvvee meeee???' (in a whiny tone). So I says "No." So she starts crying so I'm a nice guy so I says "Listen, What's your name" She tells me "Su-suzy" "Listen suzy can you move your head... the ball game's on."
The worst I've ever had happen was a chick that asked my name during sex so that she wouldn't call out the wrong name...
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Yuriy777 said:I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from
Giggity giggity gig-i-ty!
My submissions:
Her: How was it?
You: (snoring)
Her: How was it?
You: Jesus, I'd rather **** myself than go through that again.
Her: How was it?
You: Oh Samantha.. you're so amazing, I love you so much...
Her: ...
Her: My name isn't Samantha...
You: ...oh. Well, you're still amazing. And I love you. What's your name again?
Her: How was it?
You: I don't know, let's ask my parents. They're in the room right next to us.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
her: ahhh that was GREAT. Was it god for you?
ME: (snore)
ME: (snore)
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.