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Quagmire off of Family Guy?Yuriy777 said:I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from)
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
The worst thing to say after sex
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Nzo
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"how was it"
"that was your first time wasnt it?"
"that was your first time wasnt it?"
Captain Popular
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"Thanks for the material"
"huh?"
"go to hiddenfuks.com"
"huh?"
"go to hiddenfuks.com"
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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Nex
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Q: How was it?
A: Interesting.
A: Interesting.
TheMasterOfBation
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Family Guy!!!!!Yuriy777 said:I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
her: how was it?
dan: wow! i can tell you do this all the time!
dan: wow! i can tell you do this all the time!
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAsexy_kuta said:
:rockon:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
LMAO Andrew dice clay has a funny one : "
So I'm fvcking this b!tch the other day when she looks up at me with her big brown beautiful eyes and says 'Do yo-yo-youuuu looovvvvvee meeee???' (in a whiny tone). So I says "No." So she starts crying so I'm a nice guy so I says "Listen, What's your name" She tells me "Su-suzy" "Listen suzy can you move your head... the ball game's on."
The worst I've ever had happen was a chick that asked my name during sex so that she wouldn't call out the wrong name...
So I'm fvcking this b!tch the other day when she looks up at me with her big brown beautiful eyes and says 'Do yo-yo-youuuu looovvvvvee meeee???' (in a whiny tone). So I says "No." So she starts crying so I'm a nice guy so I says "Listen, What's your name" She tells me "Su-suzy" "Listen suzy can you move your head... the ball game's on."
The worst I've ever had happen was a chick that asked my name during sex so that she wouldn't call out the wrong name...
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Yuriy777 said:I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from
Giggity giggity gig-i-ty!
My submissions:
Her: How was it?
You: (snoring)
Her: How was it?
You: Jesus, I'd rather **** myself than go through that again.
Her: How was it?
You: Oh Samantha.. you're so amazing, I love you so much...
Her: ...
Her: My name isn't Samantha...
You: ...oh. Well, you're still amazing. And I love you. What's your name again?
Her: How was it?
You: I don't know, let's ask my parents. They're in the room right next to us.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
her: ahhh that was GREAT. Was it god for you?
ME: (snore)
ME: (snore)
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.