afc_recovering
Don Juan
Quagmire off of Family Guy?Yuriy777 said:I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from)
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
The worst thing to say after sex
- Thread starter Blackdragon5095
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Nzo
Don Juan
"how was it"
"that was your first time wasnt it?"
"that was your first time wasnt it?"
Captain Popular
Don Juan
"Thanks for the material"
"huh?"
"go to hiddenfuks.com"
"huh?"
"go to hiddenfuks.com"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"You f like an animal, but you smell like one too"
Nex
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Q: How was it?
A: Interesting.
A: Interesting.
TheMasterOfBation
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Family Guy!!!!!Yuriy777 said:I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
her: how was it?
dan: wow! i can tell you do this all the time!
dan: wow! i can tell you do this all the time!
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
HAHAHAHAHAsexy_kuta said:
:rockon:
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
LMAO Andrew dice clay has a funny one : "
So I'm fvcking this b!tch the other day when she looks up at me with her big brown beautiful eyes and says 'Do yo-yo-youuuu looovvvvvee meeee???' (in a whiny tone). So I says "No." So she starts crying so I'm a nice guy so I says "Listen, What's your name" She tells me "Su-suzy" "Listen suzy can you move your head... the ball game's on."
The worst I've ever had happen was a chick that asked my name during sex so that she wouldn't call out the wrong name...
So I'm fvcking this b!tch the other day when she looks up at me with her big brown beautiful eyes and says 'Do yo-yo-youuuu looovvvvvee meeee???' (in a whiny tone). So I says "No." So she starts crying so I'm a nice guy so I says "Listen, What's your name" She tells me "Su-suzy" "Listen suzy can you move your head... the ball game's on."
The worst I've ever had happen was a chick that asked my name during sex so that she wouldn't call out the wrong name...
jack knife
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Yuriy777 said:I thought it went, "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
I personally like:
Her - (Any questions)
You - "I got a question for ya. Why are you still here?"
(Some might know where the two above quotes are from
Giggity giggity gig-i-ty!
My submissions:
Her: How was it?
You: (snoring)
Her: How was it?
You: Jesus, I'd rather **** myself than go through that again.
Her: How was it?
You: Oh Samantha.. you're so amazing, I love you so much...
Her: ...
Her: My name isn't Samantha...
You: ...oh. Well, you're still amazing. And I love you. What's your name again?
Her: How was it?
You: I don't know, let's ask my parents. They're in the room right next to us.
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
her: ahhh that was GREAT. Was it god for you?
ME: (snore)
ME: (snore)
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