"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The types of things desperate dudes do when they get oneitis

marmel75

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After being rejected repeatedly by a coworker over several months and told the "I have a boyfriend" line, this guy decides to eliminate that particular issue...

Now he is going to jail for the rest of his life over some chick he pedastalized because he didnt realize he had a -10000000% chance of getting with her, thinking if he got rid of the boyfriend then she would date him.

Dont be this dude.
What a loser.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/san-francisco-airport-employee-murders-093203619.html
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Alvafe

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so looks really can tell how dumb they are
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Who Dares Win

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Hard to find such level of betaness, thats basically 99% beta with that 1% of alpha that makes him take matter in his own hands...but in the wrong way for the wrong reasons.
 

MatureDJ

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After being rejected repeatedly by a coworker over several months and told the "I have a boyfriend" line, this guy decides to eliminate that particular issue...

Now he is going to jail for the rest of his life over some chick he pedastalized because he didnt realize he had a -10000000% chance of getting with her, thinking if he got rid of the boyfriend then she would date him.

Dont be this dude.
What a loser.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/san-francisco-airport-employee-murders-093203619.html
I think that he could find "true love" at San Quentin. :eek::eek:
 
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