"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
The smelling works... ooohhh yeahhhh!
- Thread starter Krynnster
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
avrilishot
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And yes... have to give my props to sensually smelling a woman as well.
Straight up KittyKat Goodness. Have'm Purrrrrrrrr'ing.
lil sequence for you artisan's of love out there.
Take a deep sensual breath running up her neck, exhaling sheer sensual warm exhale love in her ear. Then do it again, but at the end of your sensual inhale, give a light kiss to a sweet spot on her neck, then a quick panther like lil lick... and exhale your breath cooly on the spot. Hehehee... GOLD!
Babydolls appreciate the sexy lil combo's of artistic pleasure.
Tease'm w. this 1... then maybe give'em that tiger naughty giggle/smirk of ownership, after you do it. They'll love your prowess, in doing so.
Be a good time to bite'm in animal dominating fun too, after this. Only to bring the note back into deep sensual smelling, breathing, licking, kissing again. Own it w. dominance and creativity!
MacAvoy
Banned
The blowing works my friends. I don't do it exactly as originally posted, I do my own variation.
I do the blowing primarily on her torso, whether it be her back or stomach. In addition to blowing, I also do a little bit of sucking, kinda like a vaccuum, maybe an 1/4 inch max away from her body, I alternate the two. It just drives them crazy and gets them super horny.
Give it a try, you won't be disappointed. Its been field tested by many people in the thread.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
MacAvoy
Banned
"get it?" -got it
Great thread reference.
Georgepithyou
Banned
Why did u bump a 19 year old thread?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Why not?
Reading through the DJ Bible and was told Deangelo had something to teach.
And I did learn.
You more comfortable having the mods/admin remove ability to "like" or "reply" to old threads so they don't get bumped? We could ask for that option to be considered.
Forum formats often change.
diogenes84
Don Juan
Yes I think you are right. We have only limited access to our subconscious and I would suspect women being more emotional and less rational even more so ^^
I guess many of you know attraction through pheromones works great in animals and there is some left in humans. Most girls I've been with loved my own smell more (of course fresh sweat, not the one from yesterday) than any perfume.
Plus the sense of smell is the only one that has a DIRECT connection to your brain and is not FILTERED through the so called Thalamus region of our brain before being presented to your mind.
So I'm fully with you and the thread starter.
Smell and be smelled
