so my girlfriend has been out of town for a few weeks. ive been masturbating to keep myself faithful. but since i did that i have this odor coming from my captain, shes coming back in two days, how the hell do i get rid of the smell??
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Wannabeplayer
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lol you tit:kick:
trance_addict
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take a shower?
Gangster Of Love
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More and more idiotic posts like this are what's been bringing this forum down for years now.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
trance_addict
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Gangster Of Love, don't be a troll, this can be a serious issue for some people. Hell, if my d!ck started smellin bad, I'd want to know why too, wouldn't you?
As for you nacho, if your not circumsised, you probably just need some "spring cleaning" down there (under the forskin), if that doesn't help, go to the doctor.
Or perhaps, this should be in the "health and fitness" forum?
As for you nacho, if your not circumsised, you probably just need some "spring cleaning" down there (under the forskin), if that doesn't help, go to the doctor.
Or perhaps, this should be in the "health and fitness" forum?
Charm&Style
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use soap....tanx
KontrollerX
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Could be a urinary tract infection, you're not drinking enough water or both.