so my girlfriend has been out of town for a few weeks. ive been masturbating to keep myself faithful. but since i did that i have this odor coming from my captain, shes coming back in two days, how the hell do i get rid of the smell??
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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lol you tit:kick:
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take a shower?
Gangster Of Love
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More and more idiotic posts like this are what's been bringing this forum down for years now.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Gangster Of Love, don't be a troll, this can be a serious issue for some people. Hell, if my d!ck started smellin bad, I'd want to know why too, wouldn't you?
As for you nacho, if your not circumsised, you probably just need some "spring cleaning" down there (under the forskin), if that doesn't help, go to the doctor.
Or perhaps, this should be in the "health and fitness" forum?
As for you nacho, if your not circumsised, you probably just need some "spring cleaning" down there (under the forskin), if that doesn't help, go to the doctor.
Or perhaps, this should be in the "health and fitness" forum?
Charm&Style
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use soap....tanx
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Could be a urinary tract infection, you're not drinking enough water or both.