so my girlfriend has been out of town for a few weeks. ive been masturbating to keep myself faithful. but since i did that i have this odor coming from my captain, shes coming back in two days, how the hell do i get rid of the smell??
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
the smell
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Wannabeplayer
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lol you tit:kick:
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take a shower?
Gangster Of Love
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More and more idiotic posts like this are what's been bringing this forum down for years now.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Gangster Of Love, don't be a troll, this can be a serious issue for some people. Hell, if my d!ck started smellin bad, I'd want to know why too, wouldn't you?
As for you nacho, if your not circumsised, you probably just need some "spring cleaning" down there (under the forskin), if that doesn't help, go to the doctor.
Or perhaps, this should be in the "health and fitness" forum?
As for you nacho, if your not circumsised, you probably just need some "spring cleaning" down there (under the forskin), if that doesn't help, go to the doctor.
Or perhaps, this should be in the "health and fitness" forum?
Charm&Style
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use soap....tanx
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Could be a urinary tract infection, you're not drinking enough water or both.