so my girlfriend has been out of town for a few weeks. ive been masturbating to keep myself faithful. but since i did that i have this odor coming from my captain, shes coming back in two days, how the hell do i get rid of the smell??
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Wannabeplayer
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lol you tit:kick:
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take a shower?
Gangster Of Love
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More and more idiotic posts like this are what's been bringing this forum down for years now.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Gangster Of Love, don't be a troll, this can be a serious issue for some people. Hell, if my d!ck started smellin bad, I'd want to know why too, wouldn't you?
As for you nacho, if your not circumsised, you probably just need some "spring cleaning" down there (under the forskin), if that doesn't help, go to the doctor.
Or perhaps, this should be in the "health and fitness" forum?
As for you nacho, if your not circumsised, you probably just need some "spring cleaning" down there (under the forskin), if that doesn't help, go to the doctor.
Or perhaps, this should be in the "health and fitness" forum?
Charm&Style
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use soap....tanx
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Could be a urinary tract infection, you're not drinking enough water or both.