SELF-MASTERY
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Why do people find them attractive??? They have the body on an 8 year old... I guess that they would be perfect for a pedephile or for faux teen porn?
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The Olsen twins look like monkeys
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
robrulesyou
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Hey aren't you the guy who made the thread about how you hate having friends? With the number of posts and number of threads you make it seems like you'd rather socialize with anonymous people on this forum than hang out with real people.
am I right? i think I could be. Maybe you should see a doctor - maybe all the losers on here who spend more time here than they do with real people should go see a doctor.
oh and by the way who are you to judge someones appearance? That's insecurity and seeking approval at its worst. Everyone has their own types and is attracted to different people. some people here might call my ex-gfs ugly, i might call theirs ugly. Those chicks might look like monkeys to you, but I bet someone thinks they're very attractive. Why do all you guys act like big tough jerks on here when I bet in real life your just good nice people.
edit: one last thing before i log off. Do you think they care if you call them monkeys? No, they make money regardless. Actually they probably make more money when there's more buzz, so you're actually helping because people will search their pictures because of this thread and generate more buzz. Whos to say you don't look like a monkey?
am I right? i think I could be. Maybe you should see a doctor - maybe all the losers on here who spend more time here than they do with real people should go see a doctor.
oh and by the way who are you to judge someones appearance? That's insecurity and seeking approval at its worst. Everyone has their own types and is attracted to different people. some people here might call my ex-gfs ugly, i might call theirs ugly. Those chicks might look like monkeys to you, but I bet someone thinks they're very attractive. Why do all you guys act like big tough jerks on here when I bet in real life your just good nice people.
edit: one last thing before i log off. Do you think they care if you call them monkeys? No, they make money regardless. Actually they probably make more money when there's more buzz, so you're actually helping because people will search their pictures because of this thread and generate more buzz. Whos to say you don't look like a monkey?
Francisco d'Anconia
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Monkeys on crack in my opinion. Kinda like Paris Hilton.
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robrulesyou said:
I LOVE YOU:yes:
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
SELF-MASTERY
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What is up with guys that were waiting for their 18th birthday... I dont get the attraction...
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lolIsiMan84 said:
and two flat chested monkeys= 1 B cup monkey
Ace of Flames
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Monkeys, lol. I can see that. They do have those round faces and big flat lips.... weird.
Anyway, I don't think anyone really finds them hot. I mean, I never hear guys saying stuff like, "OMG dude, Ashley Olsen is ****ing hott! I'd soooo do her!". Its usually people like Jessica Alba or Halle Berry. Those are some attractive women.
Anyway, I don't think anyone really finds them hot. I mean, I never hear guys saying stuff like, "OMG dude, Ashley Olsen is ****ing hott! I'd soooo do her!". Its usually people like Jessica Alba or Halle Berry. Those are some attractive women.
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I would lock them in a cage so that they never make a movie again.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
http://benoit2501.free.fr/vrac/olsen/olsen_twins_050517_06.jpg
They're the hottest monkeys I've ever seen.
They're the hottest monkeys I've ever seen.
Brian20o2
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Still monkeys. lolDuke said:
S1NN3R
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Well, now. Is this about them looking like monkeys or them making some of (if not all) of the worst movies known to man? While I agree in that I would rather die in a fire than watch 30 seconds of any movie they've made, I don't find them unattractive at all. I'd probably give them a 6 or so, maybe a bit higher for a few of the pics I've seen about them.SELF-MASTERY said:
As far as their popularity with guys, it's simple. Three things....
Twins; most guy's Number 1 fantasy.
Rich; most guy's Number 2 fantasy
Underage; Sure it's taboo and most guys wouldn't act on it, but I don't know very many that don't at least joke about the fantasy of banging underage girls.
Now rich, underage twins? I can see the obsession perfectly and frankly, I'm surprised it's not even more prevalent.
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They have big eyes don't they... creepy. :nervous:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/qtor/olsen_twins.jpg
Lol can anyone else say photoshop?
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7363/703.jpg
Who wouldn't.. :crazy:
An they are 19, so it's aaaalllll goood my friends.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
They aren't pretty but they don't have a flat chest.SELF-MASTERY said:lol
and two flat chested monkeys= 1 B cup monkey
Exhibit A:
http://my.toast.com.au/2005/10/olsen-twins-target-boys.html
diplomatic_lies
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Actually I find it really weird how some guys think Halle Berry is hot. She looks like a man. In fact when I watched Swordfish I thought it was a movie about 2 gay men.
Francisco d'Anconia
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:cuss: BLASPHEMY!!! :cuss:diplomatic_lies said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.