SELF-MASTERY
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Why do people find them attractive??? They have the body on an 8 year old... I guess that they would be perfect for a pedephile or for faux teen porn?
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
The Olsen twins look like monkeys
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
robrulesyou
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Hey aren't you the guy who made the thread about how you hate having friends? With the number of posts and number of threads you make it seems like you'd rather socialize with anonymous people on this forum than hang out with real people.
am I right? i think I could be. Maybe you should see a doctor - maybe all the losers on here who spend more time here than they do with real people should go see a doctor.
oh and by the way who are you to judge someones appearance? That's insecurity and seeking approval at its worst. Everyone has their own types and is attracted to different people. some people here might call my ex-gfs ugly, i might call theirs ugly. Those chicks might look like monkeys to you, but I bet someone thinks they're very attractive. Why do all you guys act like big tough jerks on here when I bet in real life your just good nice people.
edit: one last thing before i log off. Do you think they care if you call them monkeys? No, they make money regardless. Actually they probably make more money when there's more buzz, so you're actually helping because people will search their pictures because of this thread and generate more buzz. Whos to say you don't look like a monkey?
am I right? i think I could be. Maybe you should see a doctor - maybe all the losers on here who spend more time here than they do with real people should go see a doctor.
oh and by the way who are you to judge someones appearance? That's insecurity and seeking approval at its worst. Everyone has their own types and is attracted to different people. some people here might call my ex-gfs ugly, i might call theirs ugly. Those chicks might look like monkeys to you, but I bet someone thinks they're very attractive. Why do all you guys act like big tough jerks on here when I bet in real life your just good nice people.
edit: one last thing before i log off. Do you think they care if you call them monkeys? No, they make money regardless. Actually they probably make more money when there's more buzz, so you're actually helping because people will search their pictures because of this thread and generate more buzz. Whos to say you don't look like a monkey?
Francisco d'Anconia
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Monkeys on crack in my opinion. Kinda like Paris Hilton.
SELF-MASTERY
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robrulesyou said:
I LOVE YOU:yes:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SELF-MASTERY
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What is up with guys that were waiting for their 18th birthday... I dont get the attraction...
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lolIsiMan84 said:
and two flat chested monkeys= 1 B cup monkey
Ace of Flames
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Monkeys, lol. I can see that. They do have those round faces and big flat lips.... weird.
Anyway, I don't think anyone really finds them hot. I mean, I never hear guys saying stuff like, "OMG dude, Ashley Olsen is ****ing hott! I'd soooo do her!". Its usually people like Jessica Alba or Halle Berry. Those are some attractive women.
Anyway, I don't think anyone really finds them hot. I mean, I never hear guys saying stuff like, "OMG dude, Ashley Olsen is ****ing hott! I'd soooo do her!". Its usually people like Jessica Alba or Halle Berry. Those are some attractive women.
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I would lock them in a cage so that they never make a movie again.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
http://benoit2501.free.fr/vrac/olsen/olsen_twins_050517_06.jpg
They're the hottest monkeys I've ever seen.
They're the hottest monkeys I've ever seen.
Brian20o2
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Still monkeys. lolDuke said:
S1NN3R
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Well, now. Is this about them looking like monkeys or them making some of (if not all) of the worst movies known to man? While I agree in that I would rather die in a fire than watch 30 seconds of any movie they've made, I don't find them unattractive at all. I'd probably give them a 6 or so, maybe a bit higher for a few of the pics I've seen about them.SELF-MASTERY said:
As far as their popularity with guys, it's simple. Three things....
Twins; most guy's Number 1 fantasy.
Rich; most guy's Number 2 fantasy
Underage; Sure it's taboo and most guys wouldn't act on it, but I don't know very many that don't at least joke about the fantasy of banging underage girls.
Now rich, underage twins? I can see the obsession perfectly and frankly, I'm surprised it's not even more prevalent.
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They have big eyes don't they... creepy. :nervous:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/qtor/olsen_twins.jpg
Lol can anyone else say photoshop?
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7363/703.jpg
Who wouldn't.. :crazy:
An they are 19, so it's aaaalllll goood my friends.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
They aren't pretty but they don't have a flat chest.SELF-MASTERY said:lol
and two flat chested monkeys= 1 B cup monkey
Exhibit A:
http://my.toast.com.au/2005/10/olsen-twins-target-boys.html
diplomatic_lies
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Actually I find it really weird how some guys think Halle Berry is hot. She looks like a man. In fact when I watched Swordfish I thought it was a movie about 2 gay men.
Francisco d'Anconia
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:cuss: BLASPHEMY!!! :cuss:diplomatic_lies said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.