SELF-MASTERY
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Why do people find them attractive??? They have the body on an 8 year old... I guess that they would be perfect for a pedephile or for faux teen porn?
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
The Olsen twins look like monkeys
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
robrulesyou
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Hey aren't you the guy who made the thread about how you hate having friends? With the number of posts and number of threads you make it seems like you'd rather socialize with anonymous people on this forum than hang out with real people.
am I right? i think I could be. Maybe you should see a doctor - maybe all the losers on here who spend more time here than they do with real people should go see a doctor.
oh and by the way who are you to judge someones appearance? That's insecurity and seeking approval at its worst. Everyone has their own types and is attracted to different people. some people here might call my ex-gfs ugly, i might call theirs ugly. Those chicks might look like monkeys to you, but I bet someone thinks they're very attractive. Why do all you guys act like big tough jerks on here when I bet in real life your just good nice people.
edit: one last thing before i log off. Do you think they care if you call them monkeys? No, they make money regardless. Actually they probably make more money when there's more buzz, so you're actually helping because people will search their pictures because of this thread and generate more buzz. Whos to say you don't look like a monkey?
am I right? i think I could be. Maybe you should see a doctor - maybe all the losers on here who spend more time here than they do with real people should go see a doctor.
oh and by the way who are you to judge someones appearance? That's insecurity and seeking approval at its worst. Everyone has their own types and is attracted to different people. some people here might call my ex-gfs ugly, i might call theirs ugly. Those chicks might look like monkeys to you, but I bet someone thinks they're very attractive. Why do all you guys act like big tough jerks on here when I bet in real life your just good nice people.
edit: one last thing before i log off. Do you think they care if you call them monkeys? No, they make money regardless. Actually they probably make more money when there's more buzz, so you're actually helping because people will search their pictures because of this thread and generate more buzz. Whos to say you don't look like a monkey?
Francisco d'Anconia
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Monkeys on crack in my opinion. Kinda like Paris Hilton.
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robrulesyou said:
I LOVE YOU:yes:
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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What is up with guys that were waiting for their 18th birthday... I dont get the attraction...
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lolIsiMan84 said:
and two flat chested monkeys= 1 B cup monkey
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Monkeys, lol. I can see that. They do have those round faces and big flat lips.... weird.
Anyway, I don't think anyone really finds them hot. I mean, I never hear guys saying stuff like, "OMG dude, Ashley Olsen is ****ing hott! I'd soooo do her!". Its usually people like Jessica Alba or Halle Berry. Those are some attractive women.
Anyway, I don't think anyone really finds them hot. I mean, I never hear guys saying stuff like, "OMG dude, Ashley Olsen is ****ing hott! I'd soooo do her!". Its usually people like Jessica Alba or Halle Berry. Those are some attractive women.
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I would lock them in a cage so that they never make a movie again.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
http://benoit2501.free.fr/vrac/olsen/olsen_twins_050517_06.jpg
They're the hottest monkeys I've ever seen.
They're the hottest monkeys I've ever seen.
Brian20o2
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Still monkeys. lolDuke said:
S1NN3R
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Well, now. Is this about them looking like monkeys or them making some of (if not all) of the worst movies known to man? While I agree in that I would rather die in a fire than watch 30 seconds of any movie they've made, I don't find them unattractive at all. I'd probably give them a 6 or so, maybe a bit higher for a few of the pics I've seen about them.SELF-MASTERY said:
As far as their popularity with guys, it's simple. Three things....
Twins; most guy's Number 1 fantasy.
Rich; most guy's Number 2 fantasy
Underage; Sure it's taboo and most guys wouldn't act on it, but I don't know very many that don't at least joke about the fantasy of banging underage girls.
Now rich, underage twins? I can see the obsession perfectly and frankly, I'm surprised it's not even more prevalent.
Smashable.Duke said:
They have big eyes don't they... creepy. :nervous:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/qtor/olsen_twins.jpg
Lol can anyone else say photoshop?
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7363/703.jpg
Who wouldn't.. :crazy:
An they are 19, so it's aaaalllll goood my friends.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
They aren't pretty but they don't have a flat chest.SELF-MASTERY said:lol
and two flat chested monkeys= 1 B cup monkey
Exhibit A:
http://my.toast.com.au/2005/10/olsen-twins-target-boys.html
diplomatic_lies
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Actually I find it really weird how some guys think Halle Berry is hot. She looks like a man. In fact when I watched Swordfish I thought it was a movie about 2 gay men.
Francisco d'Anconia
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:cuss: BLASPHEMY!!! :cuss:diplomatic_lies said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.