The Olsen twins look like monkeys

[SELF-MASTERY]

Why do people find them attractive??? They have the body on an 8 year old... I guess that they would be perfect for a pedephile or for faux teen porn?

 

[IsiMan84]

Money and fame can make anybody look good to someone when they really aren't. Just like somebody probably thinks Michelle Branch is hot. The end.

 

[robrulesyou]

Hey aren't you the guy who made the thread about how you hate having friends? With the number of posts and number of threads you make it seems like you'd rather socialize with anonymous people on this forum than hang out with real people.

am I right? i think I could be. Maybe you should see a doctor - maybe all the losers on here who spend more time here than they do with real people should go see a doctor.

oh and by the way who are you to judge someones appearance? That's insecurity and seeking approval at its worst. Everyone has their own types and is attracted to different people. some people here might call my ex-gfs ugly, i might call theirs ugly. Those chicks might look like monkeys to you, but I bet someone thinks they're very attractive. Why do all you guys act like big tough jerks on here when I bet in real life your just good nice people.

edit: one last thing before i log off. Do you think they care if you call them monkeys? No, they make money regardless. Actually they probably make more money when there's more buzz, so you're actually helping because people will search their pictures because of this thread and generate more buzz. Whos to say you don't look like a monkey?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Monkeys on crack in my opinion. Kinda like Paris Hilton.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

Hey aren't you the guy who made the thread about how you hate having friends? With the number of posts and number of threads you make it seems like you'd rather socialize with anonymous people on this forum than hang out with real people.

am I right? i think I could be. Maybe you should see a doctor - maybe all the losers on here who spend more time here than they do with real people should go see a doctor.

oh and by the way who are you to judge someones appearance? That's insecurity and seeking approval at its worst. Everyone has their own types and is attracted to different people. some people here might call my ex-gfs ugly, i might call theirs ugly. Those chicks might look like monkeys to you, but I bet someone thinks they're very attractive. Why do all you guys act like big tough jerks on here when I bet in real life your just good nice people.

edit: one last thing before i log off. Do you think they care if you call them monkeys? No, they make money regardless. Actually they probably make more money when there's more buzz, so you're actually helping because people will search their pictures because of this thread and generate more buzz. Whos to say you don't look like a monkey?

I LOVE YOU:yes:

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

What is up with guys that were waiting for their 18th birthday... I dont get the attraction...

 

[IsiMan84]

I think they were the richest and most popular girls under 18 at the time, if I remember correctly. Plus most guys probably figured two HB5's = HB10 haha.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

Plus most guys probably figured two HB5's = HB10 haha.

lol

and two flat chested monkeys= 1 B cup monkey

 

[Ace of Flames]

Monkeys, lol. I can see that. They do have those round faces and big flat lips.... weird.

Anyway, I don't think anyone really finds them hot. I mean, I never hear guys saying stuff like, "OMG dude, Ashley Olsen is ****ing hott! I'd soooo do her!". Its usually people like Jessica Alba or Halle Berry. Those are some attractive women.

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

I would lock them in a cage so that they never make a movie again.

 

[Duke]

http://benoit2501.free.fr/vrac/olsen/olsen_twins_050517_06.jpg

They're the hottest monkeys I've ever seen.

 

[Brian20o2]

http://benoit2501.free.fr/vrac/olsen/olsen_twins_050517_06.jpg

They're the hottest monkeys I've ever seen.

Still monkeys. lol

 

[Taviii]

I would **** them.

 

[S1NN3R]

I would lock them in a cage so that they never make a movie again.

Well, now. Is this about them looking like monkeys or them making some of (if not all) of the worst movies known to man? While I agree in that I would rather die in a fire than watch 30 seconds of any movie they've made, I don't find them unattractive at all. I'd probably give them a 6 or so, maybe a bit higher for a few of the pics I've seen about them.

As far as their popularity with guys, it's simple. Three things....

Twins; most guy's Number 1 fantasy.

Rich; most guy's Number 2 fantasy

Underage; Sure it's taboo and most guys wouldn't act on it, but I don't know very many that don't at least joke about the fantasy of banging underage girls.

Now rich, underage twins? I can see the obsession perfectly and frankly, I'm surprised it's not even more prevalent.

 

[MuayThai]

http://benoit2501.free.fr/vrac/olsen/olsen_twins_050517_06.jpg

They're the hottest monkeys I've ever seen.

Smashable.

They have big eyes don't they... creepy. :nervous:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y214/qtor/olsen_twins.jpg

Lol can anyone else say photoshop?

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/7363/703.jpg

Who wouldn't.. :crazy:

An they are 19, so it's aaaalllll goood my friends.

 

[DJDamage]

lol

and two flat chested monkeys= 1 B cup monkey

They aren't pretty but they don't have a flat chest.

Exhibit A:

http://my.toast.com.au/2005/10/olsen-twins-target-boys.html

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Actually I find it really weird how some guys think Halle Berry is hot. She looks like a man. In fact when I watched Swordfish I thought it was a movie about 2 gay men.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Actually I find it really weird how some guys think Halle Berry is hot. She looks like a man. In fact when I watched Swordfish I thought it was a movie about 2 gay men.

:cuss: BLASPHEMY!!! :cuss:

 

[Brian20o2]

You think that and that looks like a man?

 

[Skel]

I always thought they looked strange