"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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The Official:Best Climax EVER Thread!!!!

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man lets not beat around da bush. this thread 4 tha best climax u ever had. if u dnt know then post tha 2 or 3 u think that can possiblely be ur best. and if u never had 1.........that sucks 4 u :rock: ima go 1st.

i think my best climax or should i say moment of "Triumph" is when me and my ex gal did it. she came 1st and then i beat 4 like 30min and it was tha best nut ever. maybe it was tha grey goose. but tha ***** was tha bomb that night. i hit it like i never hit it b4. seriously.:)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants. Thats how the addiction of masterbaution starts. Your always going for the first high so to speak.
 
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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants.
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LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"

I'd say my best one was probably from one of my many BJs from my current woman. Nothing beats a good BJ.
 
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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants. Thats how the addiction of masterbaution starts. Your always going for the first high so to speak.
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That is too fking true. It's like smoking crack for the first time, and your left with a quest to feel as great as your first time.

One of my best climaxes was yesterday with the gf performing an hour long BJ. I had to fight off the edge to shoot for thay entire time, and when I finally climaxed, she continued to pleasure me until I climaxed 3 more times in a row, so I had a 4 climax session that left me wiped out, and I slept like a baby.
 
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That is too fking true. It's like smoking crack for the first time, and your left with a quest to feel as great as your first time.

One of my best climaxes was yesterday with the gf performing an hour long BJ. I had to fight off the edge to shoot for thay entire time, and when I finally climaxed, she continued to pleasure me until I climaxed 3 more times in a row, so I had a 4 climax session that left me wiped out, and I slept like a baby.
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Orgams 4 times? OR Ejaculate 4 times?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I climaxed 4 times= ejaculated 4 times.

slow motion-- bang 1

slow motion-- bang 2

slow motion-- bang 3

slow motion-- bang 4

It's painful, but in a good way:cheer:
 
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My best was when this chick gave me a working over after I made her read this book called "ESO: Extended Sexual Orgasm".

She basically gave me head for an hour and a half before she let me "get off". I gotta say, I must've had an orgasm for nearly 10 minutes after that. Then, when I finally ejaculated, it felt like my head was going to explode. She made me hyperventillate: my arms and hands involentarily buckled up into "retard hands". At first, I didn't really notice, but it kind of freaked her out. She asked: "Do you want me to stop?!?" I glanced at my "retard arms" and I replied: "Are you fuxing kidding me? SH!T NO! GO! GO!"

I thought I was going to pass out. It was odd though, I didn't have any problems with my breathing control, so I don't know if I can actually call it "hyperventillation".

If you guys want her number...

Yeah, you're welcome guys: One more chick on the streets that I tought how to give a proper BJ.
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World Peace= Quality BJ's for every male 13 and up
 
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Desdinova said:
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"
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so true
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Desdinova said:
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"
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It's the same for every male in the planet I guess :crackup:
 
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World Peace= Quality BJ's for every male 13 and up
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You have a point. And a neat one :rockon:
 
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