"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Official:Best Climax EVER Thread!!!!

dadmonson

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man lets not beat around da bush. this thread 4 tha best climax u ever had. if u dnt know then post tha 2 or 3 u think that can possiblely be ur best. and if u never had 1.........that sucks 4 u :rock: ima go 1st.

i think my best climax or should i say moment of "Triumph" is when me and my ex gal did it. she came 1st and then i beat 4 like 30min and it was tha best nut ever. maybe it was tha grey goose. but tha ***** was tha bomb that night. i hit it like i never hit it b4. seriously.:)
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants. Thats how the addiction of masterbaution starts. Your always going for the first high so to speak.
 

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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants.
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"

I'd say my best one was probably from one of my many BJs from my current woman. Nothing beats a good BJ.
 

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SexinEar said:
hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants. Thats how the addiction of masterbaution starts. Your always going for the first high so to speak.
That is too fking true. It's like smoking crack for the first time, and your left with a quest to feel as great as your first time.

One of my best climaxes was yesterday with the gf performing an hour long BJ. I had to fight off the edge to shoot for thay entire time, and when I finally climaxed, she continued to pleasure me until I climaxed 3 more times in a row, so I had a 4 climax session that left me wiped out, and I slept like a baby.
 

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SELF-MASTERY said:
That is too fking true. It's like smoking crack for the first time, and your left with a quest to feel as great as your first time.

One of my best climaxes was yesterday with the gf performing an hour long BJ. I had to fight off the edge to shoot for thay entire time, and when I finally climaxed, she continued to pleasure me until I climaxed 3 more times in a row, so I had a 4 climax session that left me wiped out, and I slept like a baby.
Orgams 4 times? OR Ejaculate 4 times?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I climaxed 4 times= ejaculated 4 times.

slow motion-- bang 1

slow motion-- bang 2

slow motion-- bang 3

slow motion-- bang 4

It's painful, but in a good way:cheer:
 

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My best was when this chick gave me a working over after I made her read this book called "ESO: Extended Sexual Orgasm".

She basically gave me head for an hour and a half before she let me "get off". I gotta say, I must've had an orgasm for nearly 10 minutes after that. Then, when I finally ejaculated, it felt like my head was going to explode. She made me hyperventillate: my arms and hands involentarily buckled up into "retard hands". At first, I didn't really notice, but it kind of freaked her out. She asked: "Do you want me to stop?!?" I glanced at my "retard arms" and I replied: "Are you fuxing kidding me? SH!T NO! GO! GO!"

I thought I was going to pass out. It was odd though, I didn't have any problems with my breathing control, so I don't know if I can actually call it "hyperventillation".

If you guys want her number...

Yeah, you're welcome guys: One more chick on the streets that I tought how to give a proper BJ.
:up:
 

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World Peace= Quality BJ's for every male 13 and up
 

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Desdinova said:
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"
so true
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Desdinova said:
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"
It's the same for every male in the planet I guess :crackup:
 

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SELF-MASTERY said:
World Peace= Quality BJ's for every male 13 and up
You have a point. And a neat one :rockon:
 
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