"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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The Official:Best Climax EVER Thread!!!!

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man lets not beat around da bush. this thread 4 tha best climax u ever had. if u dnt know then post tha 2 or 3 u think that can possiblely be ur best. and if u never had 1.........that sucks 4 u :rock: ima go 1st.

i think my best climax or should i say moment of "Triumph" is when me and my ex gal did it. she came 1st and then i beat 4 like 30min and it was tha best nut ever. maybe it was tha grey goose. but tha ***** was tha bomb that night. i hit it like i never hit it b4. seriously.:)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants. Thats how the addiction of masterbaution starts. Your always going for the first high so to speak.
 
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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants.
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LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"

I'd say my best one was probably from one of my many BJs from my current woman. Nothing beats a good BJ.
 
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hahaha the best one ever is when you bust for the first time ever as a stupid ass kid all in your pants. Thats how the addiction of masterbaution starts. Your always going for the first high so to speak.
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That is too fking true. It's like smoking crack for the first time, and your left with a quest to feel as great as your first time.

One of my best climaxes was yesterday with the gf performing an hour long BJ. I had to fight off the edge to shoot for thay entire time, and when I finally climaxed, she continued to pleasure me until I climaxed 3 more times in a row, so I had a 4 climax session that left me wiped out, and I slept like a baby.
 
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That is too fking true. It's like smoking crack for the first time, and your left with a quest to feel as great as your first time.

One of my best climaxes was yesterday with the gf performing an hour long BJ. I had to fight off the edge to shoot for thay entire time, and when I finally climaxed, she continued to pleasure me until I climaxed 3 more times in a row, so I had a 4 climax session that left me wiped out, and I slept like a baby.
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Orgams 4 times? OR Ejaculate 4 times?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I climaxed 4 times= ejaculated 4 times.

slow motion-- bang 1

slow motion-- bang 2

slow motion-- bang 3

slow motion-- bang 4

It's painful, but in a good way:cheer:
 
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My best was when this chick gave me a working over after I made her read this book called "ESO: Extended Sexual Orgasm".

She basically gave me head for an hour and a half before she let me "get off". I gotta say, I must've had an orgasm for nearly 10 minutes after that. Then, when I finally ejaculated, it felt like my head was going to explode. She made me hyperventillate: my arms and hands involentarily buckled up into "retard hands". At first, I didn't really notice, but it kind of freaked her out. She asked: "Do you want me to stop?!?" I glanced at my "retard arms" and I replied: "Are you fuxing kidding me? SH!T NO! GO! GO!"

I thought I was going to pass out. It was odd though, I didn't have any problems with my breathing control, so I don't know if I can actually call it "hyperventillation".

If you guys want her number...

Yeah, you're welcome guys: One more chick on the streets that I tought how to give a proper BJ.
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World Peace= Quality BJ's for every male 13 and up
 
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Desdinova said:
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"
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so true
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Desdinova said:
LMAO! I remember the first time, but I wouldn't say it was my best. I remember thinking "Oh man, I should stop this, I feel like I'm gonna piss myself. BUT IT FEELS TOO DAMN GOOD!"

Then you accept the fact that you're gonna piss yourself. "Oh man, I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna piss! I'm gonna........ WTF????"
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It's the same for every male in the planet I guess :crackup:
 
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World Peace= Quality BJ's for every male 13 and up
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You have a point. And a neat one :rockon:
 
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